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Dylan

The one kid with the weird jokes that nobody likes. Most likely has a bland haircut. Literally everyone hates him.
Can we please not invite Dylan?
Why the fuck is Dylan here again?
Please leave us alone Dylan.
by reeeeeeeeeelmo September 19, 2020
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Dylan

Dylan’s can be very sensitive or pretty rad and funny, A dylan will either make u feel amazing to be around with or want to get away from them because they can never handle a joke, Dylans tend to be nerds.
Nataly: Hey Ally have you seen Dylan.
Ally: He’s probably crying in the bathroom again.
Nathanial: Ill go get him (eye roll)
by swagger.wagger June 20, 2019
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Dylan

A dickhead who gets his own way all the time,gets help with everything but is still the “best”, no one likes him and he thinks he’s smart and thinks he’s the best at everything.
“Dylan is so annoying” “I know he thinks he’s the best at singing and intruments” “I know 😡”
by Mf7 March 7, 2020
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Dylan

Dylan's mating behavior varies greatly depending on the social structure of the troop. In the mixed groups of savanna Dylan's, each male can mate with any female. The mating order among the male Dylan's depends partially on their social ranking, and fights between males are not unusual. There are, however, more subtle possibilities; in mixed groups, males sometimes try to win the friendship of females. To garner this friendship, they may help groom the female Dylan, help care for her young, or supply her with food. The probability is high that those young are their offspring. Some female Dylan's clearly prefer such friendly males as mates. However, males will also take infants during fights to protect themselves from harm. A female Dylan initiates mating by presenting her swollen rump to the male's face.
by Maplesyrup~ February 7, 2021
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dylan

the ideal boy bff. One who will never leave you no matter what. Both Introverted and Extroverted. One of the best people in the world!! Go Dylan <3
"What's your name? I heard you are the ideal bff from someone else."
" my name's Dylan. "
by kaykayina November 22, 2021
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Dylan

A beautiful, yet intelligent woman. Sometimes she can be sensitive, but its worth it to spend a second with her. They're a great friend and will always have your back!
"Woah, I just met a Dylan."

"Lucky!'
by defghjk February 14, 2018
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Dylan

Dylan, a gentle giant. The best big brother a sister could ask for. A protector that makes you feel like you're famous because he protects you. Great in the kitchen but greater in our live.
by M0RB0T February 10, 2019
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