dozen

Describe a person, especially who works in the industry, that has no required skills. Often used for idols and celebrities that cannot dance or sing.

Lmao why was she chosen to debut? She cannot sing nor dance and always appear as a deer caught in the headlights. Such a dozen!!

by openthefckingdoor January 09, 2022

dozen

cool, amazing, knarly, bomb, etc. combined into one phrase. Historically referred to as a baker's dozen, since anything that comes in 12 slaps.

"hey did you see the new Star Wars movie?"
"Yo bro that shit was dozen af! let's see it together some time"

"Have you tried the new boba place in sanfran? I heard their milk teas are dozen!"

by mulanxoxo August 25, 2020

Filipino dozen

A Filipino dozen is 16 of one item.

Dozen = 12
Bakers Dozen = 13
Filipino Dozen = 16

I will take a Filipino dozen of lumpia please.

by TruckerWife1539 January 20, 2021

Hairy Baker's Dozen

A group of 12 hairy men with a hairy 13th man as their leader

See Hairy 12

That Hairy Baker's Dozen is a good looking group of dudes

by KöJøffə November 23, 2015

Trucker's Dozen

When an 18-wheeler driver's wife cheats on him/her in an orgy with eighteen other men.

After accidentally driving through the wall, Larry found his wife in a Trucker's Dozen with the neighborhood watch.

by barkotempo December 22, 2021

Whores Dozen

14
Dozen = 12
Bakers Dozen = 13
Whores Dozen = 14

How many people are going to be at the party?

Oh, I reckon at least a whores dozen!

by Better than a Bakers October 13, 2023

Bajan Dozen

Four beers for Twelve Barbados Dollars

Bartender, give me a Bajan Dozen of deputy (deputy being the brand of beer)

by Antonio Cuyler August 14, 2024