Disney hair

That horrible haircut that distinguishes Disney's exclusive collection of metrosexuals. The stylists behind it require that you're not female, but intend to look like one. We've all probably seen it; Justin Bieber, Zac Efron, Cole and Dylan sprouse, etcetera etcetera, all sport one. It kind of looks like someone turned on a leaf blower at full power directly behind your head and a hairstylist ran over to save the day by spritzing it in place. May or may not resemble a helmet.

Note: To sport one, you must be a Disney star, a Disney fanatic, effeminate, underdeveloped mentally, underdeveloped in the gonad area, inexperienced sexually...and so the list continues.

"Why does Justin Bieber have the Disney hair?"
"He sings like a girl."

"the Jonas brothers aren't gay are they?!"
"Yeah, watch out -soon, they'll ALL be sporting the Disney hair!"

"That new kid is gonna become disney's next big thing.."
"how dyu know?"
"the Disney Hair man, the Disney Hair."

by Anti-the Hair August 26, 2010

Disney Bug

A contagious disease where every Disney song from the 90s is stuck in your head.

Yo, i just heard "Kiss the Girl" from Little Mermaid playing somewhere, and now I have the Disney Bug!!

by BigBossJawn April 22, 2011

disney channel

The only network more evil than mtv. Nuff said

Yesterday I got so bored, I watched the disney channel for about half an hour; it gave me terminal brain cancer.

by doopidman June 30, 2014

disney balls

When you walk around all day at a Disney park and your balls get sweaty. It causes you to walk funny do to the fact that it hurts to walk normally because of the chaffing.

Tina: Kyle why are you walking funny?

Kyle: I got Disney balls from being here in the magic kingdom all day.

Tina: that sucks, vaginas rule.

by Barracuda_347 December 9, 2013

Disney Moment

A moment in life when it is as cheesey as the end of a Disney Movie.

When Ella and George kissed on that hill as the sun went down behind them, it was so cheesey I wanted to barf. It was a true Disney Moment.

the equivalent of a Hallmark moment, but cheesier.

by Jykoo01 May 23, 2009

disney fever

The uncontrollable craving for Disney. All senses seem are highly tuned to pick up anything slightly Disney related. Highly contagious.

Dude, my Disney fever is crazy! I was walking down the street and caught the smell of the fake fire from Spaceship Earth and my Pandora station started playing a Disney commercial a few seconds later.

by Dirty Rob January 26, 2015

Disney+ And Chill

Same as Netflix And Chill, but instead you are both watching Disney+

Alice: Hey Margaret, wanna come over and work on our physics lab report?
Margaret: Nah Alice, I'm going over to Mark's to Disney+ and chill
Alice: Everyone's ditching Netflix now, eh?

by MCU24/7 November 12, 2019