Data Piggy

A tech sector Venture Capitalist who stuffs their little piggy faces on people's private information until their little piggie overall buttons pop off their engorged little piggy bodies.

A data piggy out of Silicon Valley invested in my favorite app and now they're following me across the web, slopping up all of my private information.

by Notadatapiggy September 12, 2024

Data Landlord

A platform, company, or AI system that hoards the context, code, or creative output generated by users—effectively charging rent for access to their own digital brain. Commonly found in ecosystems where memory, agent knowledge, and historical workflows are trapped behind a paywall or subscription tier.

I trained that agent for months and now they want $49.99 just to access my prompts? Total data landlord move.

by the_hmm July 18, 2025

GPS data

A super-specific or overly detailed explanation of where someone was, is, or will be — often used to prove a point, cover your ass, or flex how much you know.

“Damn. That’s why you say GPS data.”

by frederik.wrn August 2, 2025

Data Centers

Oh is that sponging up all your fucking electricity? Didn't the guy who invented that say "Dedicated power source, nuclear energy (specifically)?" Oh! YES! I did! I remember cus I was there when I did it.

Hym "I mean, I quoted you 15 years and it takes like 5 years to make a nuclear reactor. See, they're- Guys! Do not fucking call me! I have debt collectors and I am not trying to risk having to talk to these motherfuckers right now. Damn I hate phones. The phone is literally the worse part of the phone now. Everything about phones is better than using the phone for it's original intent. But they are not doing that right. I said dedicated power source for the data centers but the 'stealing' was more important than the 'doing it right' part on that one."

by Hym Iam October 16, 2025

Data Junkie

* A person who compulsively doom scrolls with no clear objective.

* To be addicted to the consumption of data.

* A term to describe the phenomena associated with scrolling and meme culture relating to the obsessive seeking for informational and data related stimuli.

Kids these days are all data junkies man, scrolling on the phone is the drug of our time and place.

by Gily October 20, 2025

Recover deleted data

I just saw this app, right? And it let's you recover deleted photos. But that is not what I want. What I want is- You know how in Facebook you have the profile picture and then that other picture behind it? I want to be able to take that other picture... From other people's page... And save it to my phone. Right? Like my mom has the group photo from one of my stepdad's birthday parties as that second photo... But it won't let ME save it... To MY phone. Ya feel me?

Hym "Recover deleted data. Ok. So you mentioned the Epstein thing and you mentioned the healthcare thing. What about the intellectual property thing and the 5th amendment right to be given due compensation for my property thing? So the guy you paid 500 billion dollars to steal from me. Is he a terrorist too? Does 'terrorist' mean 'guy I stole from who I don't want to have to talk to publicly because I'm going to have to explain this whole situation with the paying tech companies to steal intellectual property and then leave a guy to die so we don't have to explain the surveillance and the harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia.' Is that what it means? Right? Because if you can SEE ME DANCE you can see Charles walking up to me to crack his neck and say 'I know I'm not supposed to do this but it feel so good.' That is the INTENT of the child threats, asshole. If you can see ONE you can see both and you would be happy as a clam to see the kid dead to avoid having to credit and pay me."

by Hym Iam October 27, 2025

Recover deleted data

I just saw this app, right? And it let's you recover deleted photos. But that is not what I want. What I want is- You know how in Facebook you have the profile picture and then that other picture behind it? I want to be able to take that other picture... From other people's page... And save it to my phone. Right? Like my mom has the group photo from one of my stepdad's birthday parties as that second photo... But it won't let ME save it... To MY phone. Ya feel me?

Hym "Ok. So you mentioned the Epstein thing and you mentioned the healthcare thing. What about the intellectual property thing and the 5th amendment right to be given due compensation for my property thing? So the guy you paid 500 billion dollars to steal from me. Is he a terrorist too? Does 'terrorist' mean 'guy I stole from who I don't want to have to talk to publicly because I'm going to have to explain this whole situation with the paying tech companies to steal intellectual property and then leave a guy to die so we don't have to explain the surveillance and the harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia.' Is that what it means? Right? Because if you can SEE ME DANCE you can see Charles walking up to me to crack his neck and say 'I know I'm not supposed to do this but it feel so good.' That is the INTENT of the child threats, asshole. If you can see ONE you can see both and you would be happy as a clam to see the kid dead to avoid having to credit and pay me.

Recover deleted data. If you can recover a photo you can recover whatever you need to recover to justify credit and payment but I didn't make you steal from me. If I wasn't sitting here waiting to die while you use tech billionaires as proxies to sweep my dissertation under the rug. Likely I the name of a religion in which I do not believe. And if you want to talk about how you voted. There was a genocide 'yes or no' vote that determined whether or not Israel got weapons. I voted 'no' on the genocide. You did the genocide. You did more to help another country committing genocide (and actively gave them money) than you did to help the American citizen who published the dissertation that created the AI that that country used to commit the genocide. They were literally reporting that they are using A.I. guided drone. Use the A.I. to murder children but don't pay the guy who invented the A.I. for threatening to murder children he didn't murder? These assholes want to hog all the child murder for themselves!"

by Hym Iam October 27, 2025