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David

fuck david
by wifebeaterunity June 24, 2019
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David

the real muthafucka david he got cash and he got bitches

bitches like Tyler wish they was him
man you actin like a David.
by johnathan29 September 11, 2021
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David

One that will mislead you with advice on snapchat.
Dude, I totally pulled a David and asked her for accidental sex for money.
by D yoni eggs February 2, 2020
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David

Thinks beans are still funny.
by Letmewhipyourforheadplease October 1, 2020
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David

by Aron Dahead May 6, 2019
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David

The dirtiest minded person you will ever meet. They can turn any situation dirty even if you think it's impossible.
-David is such a dirty minded kid.
-I know right! He can make anything dirty!
by The.CringeOVERLORD_69 December 8, 2018
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David

One of the most intelligent people you will ever meet.

Most things he does are out of the blue, you can never guess what he is going to do next.

Acts like he is so full of himself but actually is not.

May break your heart in less than a minute..
On the chubbier side of the spectrum, but cuddly.

Has the best gpa you could have but still ruins his life.

Is a dog person and hates cats more than life itself( he hates living)

Is talented in every way but doesn’t know what to do with it.

Also he‘s a jackass and doesn’t believe in love.
Oh there’s David, he broke my heart again, I hate him.(still loves him and will forgive him again.)
by IwantSpaghetti November 3, 2019
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