Hillbilly kid 1: I’m 18 I’m practically old enough to drink can’t I have a beer?
Hillbilly dad: I don’t give a Curly Short Ones how old you are. I’m not going to prison just so you can drink some glorified horse piss! No beer for you! It’s like the apple juice of alcohols anyway what kind of lightweight sissy drinks beer?
Hillbilly dad: I don’t give a Curly Short Ones how old you are. I’m not going to prison just so you can drink some glorified horse piss! No beer for you! It’s like the apple juice of alcohols anyway what kind of lightweight sissy drinks beer?
by TheUrbanGodfather June 12, 2018

Mutual Acquaintance- Curly Crowe, have you met Lenny Phoenix, your future adversary?
Curly Crowe - It wasn't my idea for us to meet, it was yours.
Curly Crowe - It wasn't my idea for us to meet, it was yours.
by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021

A girl who is Married to a Guy called "Chrisy" on Poot Island. She is often called a slut for 0 reason.
Person 1: Hey you heard of the guy who married Curly?
Person 2: Oh yeah he must have some weird fetishes just saying.
Person 3: Wait what the fuck?
Person 2: Oh yeah he must have some weird fetishes just saying.
Person 3: Wait what the fuck?
by COOLSKELETON96 January 31, 2021

The most amazing persons on earth. They can be shy but deep down they're fun. They like when boys talk to them first and they will act hard because they're Egyptians so you gotta show them you want them. They usually don't like shy guys. They are also silent sometimes not because they're unsociable but because people around them annoy them so they stay quite. They also like to use sarcasm and they won't be afraid to fight the fuck out of you if you disrespect them, using means and dry words to hurt you. But they're really super nice and fun.
by sami2899 November 17, 2017

by Jamesanderson123 September 20, 2021

Anyone with curly hair has just today to show it all off and show pools with straight hair what their missing out on
by LilyJohn November 1, 2021
