national give a creampie day

Get ready to forget the condom and forget pull out because September 29 is national give a creampie day

Last night was national give a creampie day so I came 3 seconds in without a warning

by MSome rando guyC April 18, 2020

Blackout City Creampie Surprise

Slang; origin, Dublin's southside. Involves getting so shitfaced that you completely forget about how you creampie surprised that lucky person the night before, until reminded about it later on the next day.

"Holy shit, I can't believe I fucked up again last night and gave that ugly bitch a Blackout City Creampie Surprise, let's hope she's clean."

by Sconson October 26, 2009

double decker oatmeal creampie

A three-way with two Amish women resulting in filling their insides.

Hey man. You wouldn't believe last night after the party. I had a double decker oatmeal creampie and it was amazing.

by Misterkirito07 November 15, 2017

Double Chocolate Thunder Creampie Snowball

One of the most obscure and legendary of all gay sex acts. First the penetrator ejaculates into the penetratee's rectum. Then the penetratee presses his anus firmly against the penetrator's rectum and farts the semen back into the penetrator. The penetratee they sucks the semen out of the penetrator's rectum and spits it into the penetrator's mouth. Level of difficulty... ten.

He totally gave me they best birthday gift. A Double Chocolate Thunder Creampie Snowball. It was amazing.

by LPreZ December 24, 2009

October 31 National creampie day

October 31 is the national creampie day! Make a creampie with your gf

BF: Hey babe <3
GF: Hey :)
BF: You know whats going to happen tonight its October 31 National creampie day ;)
GF: Oh yeah! :* im so excited for the creampie ;)

by knarkhandlaren October 30, 2019

April 22, National Creampie Me Day

Day where you tell someone you like, or want, and they must give you a creampie.

Her: Hey, do you know what April 22 is?
Him: No, why?
Her: April 22, National Creampie Me Day!
Him: Awesome!

(Then he gives her a creampie)

by SnowBunnyQueen April 19, 2022

creampie

A layer of thick cruster filled with whipped cream.What you were expecting a porno definition?Get a glass of holy water to wash away your horniness.

Giorno:Hey guys I bought 7 creampies to prepare ourselves against the fight against the boss who wants som-
Abbacchio:Y A K A M A S H I YOU HORNY PERSO-
Giorno:Gold Experience give Abbacchio a new-not-horny brain so he knows what creampie means.

by 九条定文 August 1, 2021