slam competition

The act of repeatedly slamming into an escapee's flying motor vehicle or taxi, during a pursuit, in the attempt of disabling, or dismantling their flying apparatus. Additionally can be simply causing the temporary loss in their control of the vehicle.

I had a total slam competition with the fugitive in Mass Effect 2. She thought she'd get away with taking a shot at Tasoni but I dropped her vehicle out of the sky like clay pigeons at a shooting range.

by TheUrbanLad October 19, 2010

Cling-Companion

Most of the time, a hover friend, best friend, boyfriend or girlfriend are considered cling-companions. This is because they NEVER leave you alone.

*In Bathroom*
Annoying friend: Are you done yet??
Friend 2: No! Gosh, you're such a cling-companion

by Love_Songs July 13, 2014

flirting companion

a person who you are not officially dating but you still flirt. Not to be confused with friends with benefits.

"Are you two dating?"
"No we are just flirting companions. We are just trying to take it slow."

by Queen_of_Wolves May 21, 2016

American competition

Whoever can be the biggest dick to another person, wins a gun.

I got my Deagle when I burned my roommate's Quran yesterday in an American competition.

by Nickboyy September 3, 2017

Cloud Competition

An event where virgin vapers congregate to blow huge clouds and discuss their virginity with like-minded people.

I went to a Cloud Competition this weekend. I took 3rd Place in the Trick category, but everyone who attended got 1st Place in the Never Getting Laid category.

by Tactical Jackass June 4, 2018

text-composition butler

A "gentleman's gentleman" who's mainly tasked with proofreading his fumble-fingered master's hastily-composed missives, essays, and other literary creations, pointing out and/or correcting all the errors, and then either passing the resulting "perfected" paperwork back to his boss, or sending said correspondence on its way to it intended recipients.

As clever and talented as Jeeves was, it's entirely probable that he could have also served the dim-witted Bertie Wooster in the role of text-composition butler; perhaps he might instead have suavely suggested that, "You might want to consider a modern word-processor, Sir... it will underline spelling and grammar errors for you, so that you can correct them immediately as you go along."

by QuacksO April 29, 2019

competitive competition

A redundant excersize in futility

A competitive competition is self defeating exercise in futility

by Super Master God December 23, 2019