Columbus Creamer

The act of shitting atop a second-party’s head in a manner similar to a soft-serve ice cream dispenser.

This act is related to the well-known “Cleveland steamer.”

Stacy, in an attempt to comfort Benny after going bald, gave him a quick Columbus creamer to cover his chrome-dome in the bedroom.

by starmandx January 11, 2025

Columbus, ks

pedophile central. tweakers everywhere... bad for small town

Chomos everywhere in Columbus, KS

by TwoTokez420 January 17, 2025

Columbus Keith

The coolest content creator that is sober and thriving. Thrifting by day, stiltwalking by night. All whilst building a community of sober, like-minded individuals. Also called the Manic Messiah. His followers are called his disciples.

A- “Did you see that dude walking downtown on stilts? He looks like a chill dude!”
B- “Oh, that’s Columbus Keith. I’m on of his disciples. Want me to introduce you to the Manic Messiah?”
A- “Hell yeah brother!”

by MediumMF July 17, 2025

Columbus Boil

When an older man sits in a hot tub while a younger man stands fully clothed and watches. Generally for sexual gratification

I walked outside and saw Brad and Brian engaged in a Columbus Boil

by Willis67 March 14, 2026

gasstopher columbus

a person who has many accomplishments and many nicknames, but refuses to acknowledge it.

friend: we call you gasstopher columbus.
gasstopher columbus: no you don't!
friend: yes, we do
gasstopher columbus: you're a douchebag.

by llio;p;lk September 16, 2008

Christopher Columbusing

When you use your hands to touch another person sexually after they are sleeping. Or when you use your hands to touch someone sexually for the first time.

Last night I told my wife that I was going to go Christopher Columbusing on her while she slept.

by NickM808 September 18, 2017

east columbus

An area of the city of Columbus where it is so ghetto, it has regularly been called “100x worse than Youngstown, OH”. Imagine the city of Youngstown, then think worse.

Where do you live?

Youngstown

Oh, that’s not nearly as bad as East Columbus.

by Miles250 October 9, 2018