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Colton

That guy is such a colton.
by 735382 February 22, 2019
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Colton’s are companionate, and amazing friends. Often prone to depression and guilt. Very good looking and has a strong love of music, surrounded by friends with k names and has one heck of a sweet tooth
I love Colton
by Honestly.tho March 2, 2019
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Similar to the Kyan, Colton’s are playful and rowdy. What sets them apart is that they are rather small and sarcastic. They prefer fighting larger names.
God damit, there’s Colton’s everywhere!
by A friendly wirus December 12, 2018
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Colton Hines

He’s a promising freshman, also Sheck Wes saved his life.
“Damn that boy Colton Hines is a young promising freshman on that basketball court
by Big Z2495 December 13, 2018
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Colton

Colton is a very unique species. He comes off as a funny, caring, and trusting guy. He is a somewhat talented musician, and he enjoys speeding in his tiny green truck to impress girls. He is also super handsome and very tall. He often says very dirty jokes and pick up lines, and flashes his dick to whoever wants to see it. He seems like a great boyfriend on the outside, but nobody knows about Colton’s true colors unless you’ve dated him. If you have done Colton dirty no matter how small, he will come back to haunt you. He will seek revenge to those who did him wrong. Even if it is his fault for something that went down, he will make an excuse to blame anyone but himself. No matter how long ago the incident happened, he will always find a way to come back into your life. He will make you fall for him so he can break your heart again. He will cheat and screw you over. He will make up stories to hurt you, because all he wants is the worst for those who only want the best for him. He will be the love of your life one minute, and the next he will call you crazy. Colton’s are not who you think they are. And no matter how much you try, you will always love him even though he hurt you many times. Colton’s are excellent liars, but don’t let him fool you. Colton deserves to rot alone for what he has done.
Melina: Oh my god, there’s my ex, Colton.
Sydney: Melina, get over him already. He is a compulsive liar, and you deserve better.
Melina: You’re right, but I still love him even though he hurt me many many times.
by Soon to be ex husband July 30, 2018
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Colton

Really fucking gay and sucks a fortnite also might have a little foot fetish. He always blames the lag
So I was playing fortnite and had a Colton on my squad
by Gshein August 2, 2018
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A guy who loves the 80s and is probably nicknamed shaggy, who cant tell when or why people like him and cant see the point in trying to make friends. Despite this hes very loving and doesn't enjoy being dumped. loves bowling and has a huge dick but to ugly to get to use it
man colton is a loser
by shaggypilgrim January 29, 2019
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