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Colton

fuck you colton
by discombobulated4 November 8, 2021
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Colton

Adjective describing selfless, kind, and or wholesome behavior or state of being. Often used in situations where someone is going above and beyond.
"My Korean post neurosurgery patient was singing a nursery rhyme while I performed a NIHSS assessment, it was wholesome as hell. Straight up Colton"

"That guy stayed after his shift was over to help me intubate and clean up my patient, such a Colton..."

"I got home, took off my bra, put on some Marvel movies, and took a drag from a fat ass joint. It was such a Colton moment!"

"I just saw two oters holding hands while wearing glasses and suspenders, they were Colton AF!"
by Arrogant Wizard May 13, 2021
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Colton

A sexy boy with a large cock. He loves brown haired girls, but thinks hes better than everyone. Tbh, he is, because of his long, masculine penis.
Wow, you have a colton in your pants!
by 12StepKid May 10, 2022
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ross colton

the hottest most sexiest hockey player to exist.
i love ross colton, hes so good
“ross colton is so fine”
by elisa colton April 11, 2022
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colton schiavone

a cheerleader, a guy that broke a hammock, a guy that found a firefly in his shirt, he went to sleepaway camp and made one friend and he asked for his number and he gave him the wrong number, and his led lights were flashing rainbow
by coltonhater123 June 19, 2025
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Colton

Colton is a very sweet, cute, and he is so loyal, if someone ever Lost him they would go into a trance of depression without him. If I were to never get to have my first kiss without him I would never trust myself. He is the best person on earth and I love him more than anything. He is like a king in some Eyes. He is my best friend but more than a friend my lover.
He is amazing he is a king in my eyes I love Colton
by hufflepuffsandmarshmollows January 4, 2021
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Colton

Annoying dumb and will make your life hell stay away from Colton’s
Colton ate all my food
by UrbenDicktionaryOfflcial October 10, 2020
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