Beavers County most known closeted boy. Looks like a constipated chipmunk, also plays with scooby doo stuffed animals. If you need an American girl contact him.
by FortyFourMore May 21, 2019
Get the Colton Supper mug.If you ever hear this name called in the same room, regret every decision that led you to this point. He’s the kind guy that will become a squid spontaneously and then try to violate you when your back is turned. Suspenders are mandatory for maximum protection from skroofs (skinner, rat, goof) like him
Person1: hey should we invite Colton to the party tonight.
Person2: that skroof, fuck no. He went full squid mode last time and tried to assault me sexually.
Person2: that skroof, fuck no. He went full squid mode last time and tried to assault me sexually.
by Skroof life November 26, 2021
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Get the Colton mug.A man with lushes lettuce, party animal, and a grill master. Colton’s are usually the life of the party and like loud 60s country. They are fueled by alcohol. The more drinks they consume, the better their dancing gets. Although, even a Colton has his breaking point. His kryptonite is odd or even. After drinking too much he turns into a crazed sex machine and has only one thing in his mind.
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