CLACKET VALVE

Another name given to your arse, especially after a night on the beers or the day after a curry or maxican food.

"Cor, whats that smell? Is that your Clacket Valve?"
"Can you smell that? Think my Clacket Valve has rotted out."
"Smells like an old Clacket Valve in here..."
"My boss talks out his Clacket Valve."

by FUCK THE NAME September 25, 2009

Coach Face

A reference to the character in Left for Dead 2, who usually has an expressionless face. If someone would have no expression on their face they would be "coach faced".

Man: "My girlfriend had a Coach Face during sex last night, apparently my dong is too small".

by Mexico!! March 10, 2010

Coochie Coach

A women who directs and controls all of her friends
made famous by comic De Ray Davis

Man at the club: Hey, you tryin' to get out of her
Girl he was directly speaking to" of cour--
Coochie Coach: No, she's fine, we're all fine!

by weirdeclectic July 25, 2011

Lacrosse coach

The most heartwarmingly frightening kind of coach. A lacrosse coach always shows his/her love for their players, but when you don't do what they ask, can turn into the thing you fear most. Lacrosse coaches are different from regular coaches in that they're coaching a "niche sport" but don't let that fool you, they'll train your butt off like a football coach and tell you to sprint around four different fields in 8 minutes. If you don't make it in 8 minutes, do it again! Still can't do it? Down on the ground! Now try again! A Lacrosse coach will mercilessly make you pay for eating junk before practice. Some are really nice, while others just enjoy the whistle. Some are like a den-mother, while others are tough to get along with.

The truth is, lax coaches are the epitome of tough-love, but the most prominent part of them is the way they're frighteningly kind and will stick up for you when you need it. They're on your side whether you like it or not. It's not just all yelling and tough-love, but a lot of nurturing that goes along with teaching a bunch of kids how to work hard without taking shortcuts.

Friend #1:Dude, you going to go over to the bonfire? I hear there's going to be tons of beer.
Friend #2: I can't dude, I got lax practice today.
*Friend #2 goes to bonfire anyway and meets up with Friend #1 after practice the next day*
Friend #1: Dude! What happened to you're legs?

Friend #2: My lacrosse coach made me sprint up bleachers 9 times, around the field 12 times, and I had to do so many crunches that my stomach feels like there's a hole in it.
Friend #1: Dude...I guess he didn't like your reason for skipping last night, did he?
Friend #2:....No, just another day of practice...You think I should tell him about last night though?

by Tamar2 April 6, 2014

third base coach

Someone that knows how to bring the laides home. Some how no matter what you seem to be able to get the girls to round third and get to home every time. You coach the girls and wave them home. If you aren't a good third base coach the night usually ends in a triple.

I went home with this girl Laura last night. She was hesitant to go past third base, but being the great third base coach that I am I was able to wave her in and bring her home. I scored big time. Now I'll think about letting her step up to the plate again in a few days.

by zwill May 25, 2006

coaching fiasco

a coach who doesn't have a clue what the fuck he/she is doing.

watching Dawn Lowe coaching is the perfect example of a coaching fiasco.

by yoson3434 January 23, 2011

cloaca port

A single port on a computer that allows for charging, data transfer, playing media, and any other function involving connecting a computer to an external device. Named for the cloaca, which is a single hole used for all excretory and reproductive functions in certain animals.

"I was thinking about getting the new Macbook, but it has a cloaca port. I don't want to spend $100 on an adapter so I can charge my laptop and plug it into a monitor at the same time."

by tom.from.myspace September 13, 2018