Dan Clarke is one of the most important people in life that you could meet and if you don't meet a dan clarke you are really missing out. He is always there for you in times of need and can cheer you up if you are sad. He is funny, nice and is a big fangirl of a certain TV show. Dan Clarke also comes with the addition of abs.
Person 1: I feel sad.
Person2: Well you gotta get yourself a Dan Clarke
Person1: ahh no one could ever fill the hole inside of me.
Person2: Dan Clarke has got it all!
Person2: Well you gotta get yourself a Dan Clarke
Person1: ahh no one could ever fill the hole inside of me.
Person2: Dan Clarke has got it all!
by dhwwijywp9q April 21, 2019
Did you hear about the chick from HR?
Yeah she really did an Ebony Clarke hey?
My missus would fuckin obliterate the bitch
Yeah she really did an Ebony Clarke hey?
My missus would fuckin obliterate the bitch
by Workchick March 07, 2022
by Tonyhawkproskater7 April 11, 2019
by lily clarke December 09, 2016
by Bubulcitate June 30, 2019
The hottest man alive
Really respectful and genuinely takes the time to care for you. He doubts himself a lot but he is honestly the definition of perfection. I love u loads u silly goose 😘😘
Really respectful and genuinely takes the time to care for you. He doubts himself a lot but he is honestly the definition of perfection. I love u loads u silly goose 😘😘
Tommy Clarke is my nan
by Fat cabbage June 04, 2021
A specific type of bowel movement, typically produced by humans on a zero fiber diet, which has a texture consistent with organic peanut butter - this require the usage of nearly an entire role of toilet paper. This is of great financial benefit to Kimberly Clark - the worlds largest manufacturer of toilet paper.
One week my diet consisted entirely of saltine crackers, peanut butter, Oreo cookies, pretzels and sourdough bread. This resulted in my producing 1-2 Kimberly Clarks per day and forced a diet change rich in Brussels sprouts and Sauerkraut.
by MR Nipple June 07, 2014