Christopher Pena

A chubby, very unattractive, self-centered boy who denies being gay. He likes to masturbate using tomatoes and other fruit. He's also known for being fingered in public places.

girl: "Christopher Pena?? He's such a man-slut! Guys kept taking turns with him in the closet last night at the party! He walked out with a big smile, and white shit running down his chin!"

by ilovetoeatpiesometimes November 28, 2010

Christopher walkin'

verb: when Christopher Walken or any character he plays acts in a cool,calm,collected manner sometimes even smiles and laughs in a non chalantly so as to catch one off guard then suddenly and completely kicks one's ass and totally obliterates one...then just walks away like nothing happened.

A flawles example of Christopher walkin' is when he pushes Michelle Pfieffer out the window in Batman Returns.

by Lycanthropiachic December 24, 2009

Christopher fetish

a strong sexual attraction to somebody named christopher

“Christopher smells bad, but I like it, I think I have a christopher fetish!”

by BigSally1688 March 11, 2020

Christopher and Shania

Two retarted people who love each other a lot!!!

Christopher and Shania are basically two of the same people

by Curt Curt January 12, 2022

Christopher Fink

Pretty much the epitome of awesome. He has the quiet intensity of a young Liam Neeson, and will not hesitate to get ghetto.

Don't screw with him, he's a straight-up Christopher Fink!

by tarheel born and bred November 9, 2012

Christopher Tran

Chris or Christopher Tran, one who is snobby, bitchy, annoying rude and a party pooper. Also often considered as irritating, infuriating, exasperating, maddening, trying, tiresome, troublesome, bothersome, irksome, vexing, vexatious, galling, provoking, displeasing, awkward, difficult, inconvenient, aggravating, pesky, cussed, confounded, infernal, pestiferous, pestilent and very punchable.

Person 1: That's not possible, that's stupid, why on earth would you do that!
Person 2: Uh... my god! Such a Christopher Tran!

by ididagoodthing.idon'tregretit September 15, 2020

sloppy christopher

The act of giving that shloppity shmeat to the gatekeeper of Goochville in the hopes of increasing your chances of him letting you in.

“Bruh I almost didn’t make it into Goochville, I had to give the gatekeeper a good ol’ sloppy christopher.”

by Sir William Gooch September 12, 2019