Chris Brown her

1. Beating up your girlfriend after you found out she gave you herpes.

2. Severely beating someone up.

I had to Chris Brown her after I went to the doctors office.

by Rob Vann February 10, 2009

beats by chris brown

Headphones that assault your ears like he assaulted rihanna.

Yo man my new headphones are basically beats by chris brown.

by WhiteMaleHatesBlacks March 26, 2016

chris brown laugh

those little chuckles that seem to make their way into almost every song he performs

Singer: "this christmaaaas wiiiilll beeeee i very special chrisma-aa--s for meee--e-e......hah"

Me: he need to stop with that chris brown laugh.

by setphaserstostunn December 24, 2008

Pull a Chris Brown

1. To beat on a wife or girlfriend much like rapper Chris Brown allegedly did to his former girlfriend Rihanna.

2. To fumble at the opponents goal line in professional football, much like Texans running back Chris Brown did repeatedly in the 2009 NFL season, much to the dismay of his fantasy owners.

1. Paul: "Dude, I saw some guy in the parking lot beating on his wife the other day."

Mark: "Was he about to pull a Chris Brown?"

2. All my fantasy running backs like to pull a Chris Brown. I'm dropping all of them.

by smoothhostility July 23, 2011

Chris Brown-Eye

An asshole heavily bruised and beaten from anal sex.

The secretary explained to me that she ended up with a Chris Brown-Eye after a night of rump shakin and sodomy.

by Skebs January 27, 2010

Chris Brown

A Singer,Dancer,Songwriter, Athlete, Actor, Philanthropist, and all around amazing human. Some people don’t like him but you can never deny his talent. You look at his situations from the out side and automatically say you dislike him but Chris Brown is not here to entertain us with his personal life nor any entertaining artist. He is here to bring us music and joy. He is here to inspire us and bring out the creativity in us. He is the closest we have to Micheal Jackson. And he will always remain on top. He is strong. He is passionate. He is determined. He’s kind but he does not take anyone’s bs. He’s human. They crucify him constantly thinking that they will push him into the darkness but it only makes him work harder. Ladies and Gentlemen, Grammy award winning artists, Chris Brown.

Chris Brown is awesome

by Band0baby June 12, 2019

Chris Brown

An irrelevant black nigga who is shit at rapping

Chris Brown should be grateful to be in Lil Dicky's body

by Drink my cum October 14, 2018