chicago up

The Obama snow-day policy equivalent of "man up." To make all schools in the country as hardcore about not having snow days as the schools in Chicago are. Derived from the comment Barack Obama made about how his daughters' school was cancelled "because of what? a little ice?"

"Dude, there's like 3 inches of snow and we don't have school! What the hell is this?"
"Yeah i know man, our school really needs to Chicago up"

by supajew January 28, 2009

Chicago Softcore

Fall Out Boy

www.falloutboyrock.com FOB will break your heart and start a fire in your pants. Enough said.

by Rianna December 27, 2003

Chicago Politics

Commonly referred to on CNN in relation to the Obama presidential campaign, but never explained because journalists are to afraid too explain it. There is a good reason. Chicago politics are incredibly corrupt, dead people still vote, big businesses get "incentives", and friends of the politicians get jobs, money, cars ect. However bad this may sound, Chicago is the city that works, even its corruption works, surprisingly well actually; so much so that people make light of the dead vote, the jobs, and the dynasty like families that run the city. Chicagoans love it, because "Chicago Politics" have produced one of the best, most beautiful, and unique cities in the world where a poor man of mixed race, raised by a single parent can become a world icon.

Lou: What do you mean by Chicago Politics?

Wolf: If I tell you on national TV, its only going to get worse.

by CHIWOLF March 4, 2008

Chicago Surprise

Farting while getting a blowjob or rimjob. Named because Chicago is the Windy City.

What went wrong? I gave her a Chicago Surprise.

by Robbo75 January 21, 2009

Chicago, Wisconsin

Largest and most diverse city in the midwestern United States. Chicago used to be geographically located in Northeastern Illinois, but is currently being willingly engulfed by the state of Wisconsin to the north. This came in the wake of the embarrassing Rod Blagojevich scandal, also rampant forclosures and record unemployment in the Chicagoland area-- which has spurred an influx of former Chicagoans spilling over the border into Wisconsin, in search of financial and psychological relief.

Chicago, Wisconsin has finally made the leap from just drinking Wisconsin beer to now exclusivley paying Wisconsin taxes.

by Bob "Superfan" Laneer April 19, 2009

Chicago Browner

When someone opens their butthole and the other person burps inside it.

He gave her a Chicago Browner in the moonbounce at Dom's Party!

by littleorphanpunk September 12, 2009

Chicago overcoat

a coffin, a casket (used in reference to the person who died and was buried in it)

Sadly, he was wearing a Chicago overcoat before we could see him one last time.

by The Return of Light Joker June 2, 2009