cheesy squid

When your asshole leaks and oozes a fromage like liquid

His asshole had taken so many man loads it was like a cheesy squid

by Tier half September 2, 2022

Cheesy Hog

A Cheesy hog is another word for a woodlouse.

Girl One: Ahhh!!!

Girl Two: What?

Girl One: There's a cheesy hog on my crumpet!

Girl Two: That a woodlouse you twat!

Girl One: Same thing.

by Purely Apivorus March 11, 2009

Cheesy Wotsit

The small penis of a ginger male.

"Did you sleep with him?"
"No way, he had a right cheesy wotsit"

by Breeeeee July 23, 2008

Cheesy Squeeze

a sex act where person A puts the tip of a can of cheese whiz into person B's asshole and sprays some into person B's ass, then person B shits it into person A's mouth

yeah, I totally got a cheesy squeeze from your girlfriend last night. It tasted like shit.

by Captain Hammerpenis May 22, 2010

cheesy wheelbarrow

General insult

by konalord September 13, 2003

Cheesy Cum

Cum that looks slightly like Stilton cheese. =
Some people like to call it FannyCheese Or ManStilton.

Girl1: U know them 2 ova dere?
Girl2: Yeah What bout dem?
Girl3: She told me they had sex and he has Cheesy Cum!!
Girl4: Ew!!

by You Love It! October 15, 2006

The Cheesy Nacho

the act of getting a footjob while on the shitter, while having dihharea. when your at your climax you scream "uh, yeah, im gonna give it to you cheesy!"

holy shit man, this girl was horny, so we went in my bathroom and i gave her the cheesy nacho, it was sensual.

by Pat Macca December 26, 2007