Certified Hyteam Classic™

(n.) In reference to the 2024 sim-racing team 'Hyteam GTF': a truly outstanding display of wit, bravery, skill and driver exploits, mainly within virtual motor sports. Usually involves some amount of caffeine, autism, pure stupidity, accidental genius or a mixture among all four. The ™ symbol is mandatory if used with a humorous or self-esteemed connotation. Can also be used ironically, though is typically of genuine intent.

"That dive-bomb there was a certified hyteam classic™."

by Hobkins Neitzen August 28, 2025

Certified Crashout

Careless without a cause or effect.

He’s a Certified Crashout because he brings in 10k a month and spends 9k on gambling and hoes without a pot to piss in and a bucket to throw it out.

by kydeelou September 27, 2025

Certified by Dyson

(Noun) The ability to perform fellacio so successfully that the Receiver claims the Giver could suck start a Dyson vacuum cleaner without it being plugged into a power source. Also referred to as the ability to "suck one's soul out" and/or " To suck a golf ball through a garden hose."

" That girl's so good she deserves knee pads and must be Certified by Dyson."

by AnaVaille September 28, 2025

Certified by Dyson

(Noun) The ability to perform fellacio so successfully that the Receiver claims the Giver could suck start a Dyson vacuum cleaner without it being plugged into a power source. Also referred to as the ability to "suck one's soul out" and/or " To suck a golf ball through a garden hose."

" That girl's so good she deserves knee pads and must be Certified by Dyson."

by AnaVaille September 28, 2025

Certified honomoes

a whatsapp group with 2 moffies and how many hoers and is known as one of the rival skinner groups of skinnerlations

theres two hoers from certified honomoes

by B4URAGE1184 November 23, 2021

Certified Nigga

An individual of African American descent who actively participates in and represents the culture of niggatry amongst any audience . And individual who perpetuates the growth of an ever evolving community.

Wow... Jayveon really outdid himself this time. He's a certified nigga for sure!

by Thrasherpanda June 8, 2024

Certified Yapper

A person who’s always spewing nonsense, bragging incessantly, and interrupting conversations with their unsolicited verbal diarrhea.

Watch out for that Certified Yapper at the bar. He'll talk your ear off about his “conquests” and job title, but everyone knows he's full of it and lives in his mom's basement

by CertifiedYapperMans June 12, 2024