black card

A card given to all african american people just for being black. The card must be renewed annually by scaring an undisclosed amount of white people, preferable in upperclass areas or in states like Connecticut.

"That bouncer wasn't trying to let me in cause I had on an American Eagle shirt. I had to whip out my black card just to let him know."

by Cantbelieveyoulookedintoit June 13, 2007

2 business card flirtations

When presenting TWO business cards to a woman- or member of the opposite sex- this means that that person is interested in a relationship with the receiver of the cards- and that the intention is to reach 3rd base by the end of the first date... however this is at the discretion of the receiver.

I gave her 2 business card flirtations so that she would know I was interested in her.

by Synomptions February 10, 2009

The Bro Card

A card that is technically imaginary but has great sentimental value to the two owners. The Bro Card can only be used between two bros. To use The Bro Card properly one must give the card to his bro and ask for a favor or deed. Regardless of how bad that bro does not want to complete the favor he must, but in return they may now use The Bro Card when he wants for whatever he wants (respectively speaking) except to reverse the favor just asked of them. The Bro Card is a sacred ritual practiced by the best of friends.

Dude 1: "Dude, I need you to do me a solid, I need you to go on this double date on me"

Dude 2: "With that ugly chick? No fricken way dude!"

Dude 1: "Ah come one man, I've got to pull out 'The Bro Card' on this one"

Dude 2: "Damn dude, alright I guess I have to"

by A_C_Unit August 31, 2011

Bridge Card

Food assistance for Michigan lower income. The Bridge Card is issued by S.N.A.P - formally the Food Stamp Program to purchase foods and for cash assistance.

I went to BridgeCard.com to get a Bridge card for food assistance and then went to MyBridgeCard.com once I had my Bridge Card.

by BridgeCard.com April 22, 2011

"Broken Heart" Card

1. Noun
An excuse one uses when entering a new relationship that leads to the one who possesses the card to not trust the unsuspecting potential mate. This excuse is usually due to past heartache.

See lyrics for: "Damaged" by Danity Kane

Matt: Julie doesn't wanna be with me.
Mike: Why?
Matt: 'Cause after whathisface hurt her feelings she's been playing the "Broken Heart" Card.

by amyfishhouse June 10, 2008

Barbie credit Card

A card you can swipe through a womans ass to get a free blow job. First created around the mid 1950's, when a woman is born, a chip is put into their anus to program this system. Was created to make "blow jobs" much cheaper.

I am so glad these Barbie Credit Cards do not have a max number of usage.

by Mr Evil Betty March 28, 2004

blue card

someone who prefers using blue card while invading instead of gold because it does more damage

random: " why didn't you use gold card dude?"
tf: " blue card is better"

by milkaby December 26, 2020