a huge, thick peice of shit. when you touch it, it feels solid and not hollow.. it usually takes 2-5 flushes to get this bad boy in the ocean
by Phil May 4, 2004
Get the corn logmug. Children of the Corn is a horror film series about children from Gatlin, Nebraska who murder their parents in the name of the deity "He Who Walks Behind The Rows." The film series was adapted from the 1977 short story by Stephen King. The original film was released in 1981 and spawned 7 sequels and 1 poor cable remake.
by COTCguy October 4, 2012
Get the Children of the Cornmug. Someone whose face looks like it has been hit with a backpack full of books at high speed, thus welting with lacerations and appearing like kernels of corn.
Blaine: Snap, that bitch is hot!
Nigel: What the hell are you talking about, she is a damn corn face?!
Nigel: What the hell are you talking about, she is a damn corn face?!
by LaVarious.com July 22, 2005
Get the corn facemug. (n.) The act of discovering the presence of corn in one's bowel movement when you know it's been a long time since you have eaten any corn.
"Hey Liddy! Check out this floater I just pinched off! It's a corn surprise! When was it we last had corn?"
by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009
Get the Corn Surprisemug. A fecal log that is inundated with an abundance of undigested corn. Thus resembling a chocolate coated corn on the cob.
Eric had abdominal pains the morning after the barbeque. When he took a shit he left a fine example of a corn rocket in the bowl, that anyone could be proud of.
by Bryan Martyn Sr. November 6, 2007
Get the corn rocketmug. ben: i really like bacon
Joe: but corned beef is what jesus ate at the last supper
Ben: oh snap, i've seen the light
Joe: but corned beef is what jesus ate at the last supper
Ben: oh snap, i've seen the light
by sweetpictureofpetey March 23, 2010
Get the corned beefmug. When we got back to my place I asked her if she would be interested in some corn knuckling.... she said yes.
by baugh May 30, 2004
Get the CORN KNUCKLINGmug.