It’s simply the penis burglar, we don’t know who he is or his motive or if it’s even a him. Simply ze penis burglar. Jonah hill
by Ze Penis Burglar December 26, 2020

When you are doing a guy from behind while wearing a ski mask rolled up on your head. As you ejaculate you pull the ski mask down over your face and blow an air horn in his ear.
by greggy Henderson March 30, 2009

by Clarice December 3, 2003

The worlds greatest skateboarding crew from RADelaide, South Australia.
The Members are Frenzal, Ferret, Animal Chin, Nugget, Patty Holland and Clown.
The Members are Frenzal, Ferret, Animal Chin, Nugget, Patty Holland and Clown.
by *frenzal* March 30, 2005

terd burglars is a skateboarding crew which hates on other confined skateboarding crews. it is made up of about ten members.
how ya going, do i know you, oh your that dam tb crew, dont talk to me if your not in pfd...... pfft piss off
by quess March 30, 2005

Copious junk in the front yard of a home such as flower pots, wind chimes, childrens toys, washer/dryers, rusted out grills, piles of beer bottles and cans, garbage bags, and general litter that provide a crude home security device when a trespasser trips and falls making a load crashing sound alerting the homeowner.
Good thing we're poor white trash Leticia, or we wouldnt have the New Mexican burglar alarm that foiled the prowler who wanted our commerative plates.
by Crazy Daniel "Webster" November 3, 2006

A mythical beast of Puerto Rican descent, whom resides in the small town of Alliance Ohio. Alias's include "Puedo" and not to forget "el turd burg". Famous for the the "great turd heist of 97" the Terrible Tubby Turd Burglar is still at large.
by Corey_danger May 27, 2011
