"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Don't Go Brocking My Heart Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018
Get the Don't Go Brocking My Heart Burgermug. A goofy guy with Short person syndrome and a little Dick. Gets bitches somehow, and uses his collected 2 brain cells to play football and watch a fuck ton of anime to the point where it’s scary. Stubborn as hell. Does not like Chilis. If you see one in the wild, catch it with Diet Coke
by Hooey Macgoo April 6, 2023
Get the Brock Cragheadmug. by Brockedom September 3, 2023
Get the Power Brockedmug. a tall, dark, and extremely handsome guy from the hit anime series Pokémon. he is usually mature, cool-headed, and rational when it comes to strategies, plans etc., and is usually the one to know the way around due to having a guidebook. sadly, his eyes are usually shut close (fox eyes) and we only see them open when he gets 'heart eyes'. he wants to be the greatest Pokémon Breeder and almost always has food, medicine, etc. for Pokémon with him.
however, all his maturity and rationality are thrown to the wind whenever he sees a beautiful girl around his age or older, including all the Nurse Joys and Officer Jennys, and flirts with them with a huge blush, and before it escalates any further, he is dragged by the ear by Misty (in the og series upto Johto). he's also a great cook, and overall great at all household chores due to raising his nine younger siblings all by himself since his parents, Lola and Flint are terrible parents.
to whoever gets him as a boyfriend, you are incredibly lucky since he will do anything for you due to his caring and homely nature, including cooking for you.
however, all his maturity and rationality are thrown to the wind whenever he sees a beautiful girl around his age or older, including all the Nurse Joys and Officer Jennys, and flirts with them with a huge blush, and before it escalates any further, he is dragged by the ear by Misty (in the og series upto Johto). he's also a great cook, and overall great at all household chores due to raising his nine younger siblings all by himself since his parents, Lola and Flint are terrible parents.
to whoever gets him as a boyfriend, you are incredibly lucky since he will do anything for you due to his caring and homely nature, including cooking for you.
me- see that guy over there? reminds me of Brock.
maria- i know right? he would be a good boyfriend for sure.
maria- i know right? he would be a good boyfriend for sure.
by bewitchedsoul August 15, 2025
Get the brockmug. *insert every single synonym of attractive* man on this planet and i won't say otherwise HOW CAN HE BO SO HAT AND SO CUTE AT THE SAME TIME-
literally BEAUTIFUL BLUE EYES, impeccable jawline, just overall amazing
literally BEAUTIFUL BLUE EYES, impeccable jawline, just overall amazing
any person who has standards: hey who are you watching
me: dadd- i mean colby brock
any person who has standards: rly omg he's so fine *pulls out phone* *subscribes*
me: dadd- i mean colby brock
any person who has standards: rly omg he's so fine *pulls out phone* *subscribes*
by hearts.for.colbs_ January 24, 2023
Get the colby brockmug. Colby isn’t any ordinary guy, he is a perfect one. Not only is his body perfect but his face and personality, he is well known for ghost hunting and his vines with his best friend Sam Golbach
by Colby.brocks_gf November 5, 2021
Get the Colby Brockmug. Usually Brock is a male name, usually a white male.
To Brock something is very different. This is in the case when one gets too drunk to hang, so they disappear without notice, most of the time to go fall asleep in said one's bed. You can also use it when one disappears from a bar or club (or anywhere) without announcing their destination, usually in this case it is because the "Brock" has no idea themselves.
To Brock something is very different. This is in the case when one gets too drunk to hang, so they disappear without notice, most of the time to go fall asleep in said one's bed. You can also use it when one disappears from a bar or club (or anywhere) without announcing their destination, usually in this case it is because the "Brock" has no idea themselves.
"Where did Ryan go?"
"Oh, he pulled a Brock, I have no idea... maybe he's sleeping under that car again."
"Oh, he pulled a Brock, I have no idea... maybe he's sleeping under that car again."
by bho310 July 26, 2020
Get the Brockmug.