Brian

Brian is a huge asshole, with a small to mediocre vagina, completely lacking the cock. Usually looks like a naked mole rat, with a Beatles bowl cut. A Brian usually stays inside playing video games with his noodle arms and huge moobs

“Mom what is that species of animal?”
“They’re called queers, or Brian Jimmy.”

by Brianeatscock0981 October 15, 2017

Brian

Brian is an extremely tall guy and pretty skinny. He has brown hair, brown eyes, and is pretty athletic. Almost every girl find's him cute. He is almost always wearing striped shirts. He is very generous, honest, and sincere. Although Brian pretends to be innocent, he laughs at all dirty jokes and is a master of that's what she said. He sometimes REEEEEEEEEEEEEs too hard and makes the lunch teachers stare at your table. A pretty epic guy to have on your side.

Brian was part of the big gay until I started dating his boyfriend.

by YESDADDY13 October 6, 2018

Brian

Brian is a fucking asshole. He is usually very funny, but very aggressive all the time.

Brian is being a dick like usual.

by Service dog November 15, 2019

Brian

I Nigga that plays fort butt ass naked

The nigga Brian is gay

by This rAmdombnigga December 2, 2019

brianing

The practice of going about life with ones hand is his pants.

Wow, i walked in the room and you were sitting there Brianing

by Dstrong March 7, 2014

brian

a total jackass that does stupid shit for little reason; sometimes jacks off on others; calls self turkey; maybe suffering from mental problems/ skitzofrenia; has a ghala

fuck its brian, that niggas a duck

by I am da BEAST July 10, 2019

Brian

Brian is the name of a guy that hits his sister

Did you her Brian gave his sister that bruise

by Purpleraven May 31, 2016