Brendan

If your names Brandan with an a, ur just ew.

Kid on bus: hey kid, pass me that, what’s ur name by the way?
Brendan: I’m Brendan, with an a.
Kid on bus: *beats the shit outta Brendan with an a*

by Yaboibrennddaaannnsullyinavan November 23, 2019

Brendan

a guy who has “strawberry blonde” hair and thinks track and cross country is a sport👎

omg look it’s a bReNdaN...ew🚫

by Kk1185 November 26, 2019

Brendan

Note to ParentsModern Slavery Act

Brendan.

by president clemmy December 7, 2019

Brendan

A dad who goes to punk rock shows to get his balls tickled by fellow dads.

Adam went to that Green Day show and came back a total Brendan.

by SimpleStone December 11, 2019

Brendan

Really gay. A bench dodgeball player. Sucks at everything he does. Usually likes a twin and then breaks up with them and hooks up with there sister.

Oh there’s Brendan he must’ve broke up with lily and went to Alison.

by Retartedbrendanretarted December 21, 2019

Brendan

i mean he’s ok. not good. but not bad either. but he is a bad child. really no joke

Brendan: “ok”
Joey: “shut up”

by JoeyWoah January 5, 2020

Brendan

Getting a girl friend

That kid is Brendan

by Bren0907 January 22, 2020