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friends with benefits

When friends let you use their address in Manhattan so that you can order food from Seemless.com with would not deliver to your own address.
Mark: You want to get some take out from Max Brenner? I know Jenny living on 13th st, we can get it ordered there since she is one of my friends with benefits.
by Footlover32 November 5, 2012
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Benefit Friend

A Girl's booty call.
Are you both together? No, he is my benefit friend.
by wawawa September 3, 2005
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Friends that really shouldn't have benefits. Like, I'm being serious, they totally shouldn't. Is anyone really into boning Anorexic People? What kind of fucked up person has a fetish like that? Except Matthew Broderick who clearly loves horses, I don't know. Jeez. Just don't fuck people with disabilities, it's not cool.
"Let's be Disabled Friends with Benefits!"
"No, what the fuck, learn to walk, you pervert."
by Deathrock9 December 30, 2014
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friend with benefits

A common term among those single people in their 30's. Either they are divorced or have been in a serious relationship. Which ever scenario fits, these people do not understand terms such as slut, whore, love at first sight and other uniformed thoughts.
being able to be a friend with benefits means you are more aware of difference between sexual chemistry and conection and can act on it with responsibility. Ever seen Sex and the City? THAT defines it all and in a funny way. I am sure many can relate. After 30 there are no inhibitions and no judgements. A single night of sex between consenting adults is common talk over coffee in the morning with you best girlfriends.
by slightly over 30 July 30, 2008
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Bath With Benefits

When you and a partner take a bath together and touch each other's private parts (at least).
-After just meeting and exchanging phone numbers-

Sweet Girl: So Tom, where will you take me for our first date?

Tom: I've decided you'll come to my house for a bath with benefits.
by milts_perth February 15, 2010
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Friend with benefits

An illegal arrangement in which friendship is bartered for any kind of "benefit", or gain. It is considered insider trading, and also prostitution.
My friend with benefits lives at the apartment for free but she has to be available when I want her. Her benefit is I pay the rent.
by Urbanlovespread November 4, 2018
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friends with benefits

A true "Friends with Benefits" relationship is CASUAL sex relationship between poor females (or any needy female) and a financially generous sugar daddy (from the upperclass and middle class but especially upperclass).

Having sex with non financially generous males and poor males is NOT a benefit since poor males more typically GET benefits from government entities in the form of welfare.. not GIVE benefits.

"Friends with benefits" and "casual sex" are not the same thing. A girl with a special sugardaddy friend who pays her bills with whom she has sex with in return for his financial generosity .. is in a true contemporary modern example of a REAL friends with benefits relationship.
"wow, Lisa has a sugardaddy. He pays her bills for her and she gives him sex but she is 27 and he is 50. Are they lovers? They cant possibly be true lovers with that age gap"

"nope. They admit they aren't LOVERS per se. They are friends. They are in a FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS RELATIONSHIP. The benefit is that she doesn't have to pay for cable television or net hookup. But if he was a poor guy ... it would just, instead, be a casual sex relationship with no real tangible benefits returned to her. She'd still have to work extra hours to get a better cable tv package"
by funny spoon fed baby November 17, 2011
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