bonk

do the gay

Person 1:"just uhhh...... just bonk against me, it's a hug but painfull and without hands"

by zoocanada February 27, 2018

bonk filter

a second position in the riding form where a female jumps up and down on the males penis

oh bro we did bonk filter

by bonkfilterdoer June 7, 2020

Fairy Bonk

1. To bop someone on the head, little bunny foo foo style.

2. When two twinks get it on.

1. Oh no, I accidentally fairy bonked the cat while playing with him!

2. Did you see the fairy bonking going on in the bathroom earlier?

by KokoDragon July 12, 2020

Bonk

A group of any 5 words of an essay/paper that is being written. Used a unit of measurement to show one's progress in writing said essay/paper.
Originates from the idea of beating up, hypothetically, one's essay as the word count increases towards getting to the minimum word count.

Person 1: How is that english essay coming?
Person 2: I don't know what to write next! I guess I just have to make up something and get a few more bonks in the document.

Person 1: My essay isn't quite long enough!
Person 2: Just include a couple more bonks in what you already have to make it longer. It doesn't have to be perfect. Remember: B(onk)s get degrees.

by psalms86 December 7, 2020

Bonk

"Bonks" are powerful smacks of customer driven engagement and next-level interactivity experience. You might think of it like the moguls to make next direction turns on a ski slope or the bonk experience in the classic wac-o-mole game. "Bonks" are open interactive touchable layers through Mogul’s patented over the top platform technology. Shopping carts, product links, seek links, surveys, polling, mogul.live

The bonks on that influencer's Mogul video are freakin' awesome! I bet she made over a million dollars on just that sexy lip product, for real.

by akatheprofessor June 2, 2022

Bonk Bomb

A lukewarm glass of Miller Lite with a double shot glass of Jack Daniels Fire preferably ice cold dropped in.

Can’t wait to hit Grottos and down some Bonk Bombs

by ShegotaBONK March 12, 2020

Bonk

A): A hit , often on the head with a hollow, echoing sound.

B(ritish): The act of sex.

C: An expression used to alert others that you are horny.

"Bonk!"

"Go to horny jail"

by Josh9742dop May 14, 2022