Tombstone (the bathroom)

The forceable destruction of indoor plumbing by nearly involuntary assplosion.

"how the fuck long are you going to be in there. I need to Tombstone the place"

"Dude, your date Tombstone (the bathroom) last night"

by chuckD September 10, 2013

Carpeted Bathroom

Worst thing to exist ever. A girl from my theatre class has a thing for them. Why?

Carpeted Bathrooms shouldn't be a thing

"Look at all the mold in my Carpeted Bathroom"

by TheatreCrackhead September 26, 2019

bathroom puzzle

When you're wearing pajamas that are held up by a string. You go to the bathroom and try to untie them quickly but it gets stuck and becomes an infuriating puzzle.

If I run into another bathroom puzzle with these, I swear to god...

by pseudo nympho May 30, 2016

kfc bathroom

African American orgy.

Guy 1 Hey man ima go use the bathroom.
Guy 2 Don't do it. it's a KFC Bathroom

by SausageLover69 November 17, 2016

virgin bathroom

A bathroom that has been freshly cleaned, and not yet sullied by anyone else's disgusting, regret-filled, morning-after-a-12-pack dump.

There is nothing better than shitting in a virgin bathroom.

I took that bathroom's virginity, and I swear it will never be the same.

by Chudley Poorite March 5, 2017

Bathroom Guy

A guy that you constantly see going to the bathroom (normally every 15 minutes), often to blow another dude.

Every time we're in the hallway playing ping-pong, we cross paths with Bathroom Guy.

by Adam Pong April 17, 2014

Bathroom booking

The moment when wiping ones ass that the toilet paper rips and you inadvertently put a finger on or in your brownie hole, thus allowing you to leave your fingerprints on the paper like a jail booking.

Everytime I use one-ply toilet paper I give myself the bathroom booking.

by Donkeysdong July 26, 2018