Australia, once a huge prison, is not as good as everyone makes it out to seem, hardly any natives and a shit tonne of South Africans. They take the piss out of NZ which is very unfair. Their accent sounds like Mosquitos fucking. I have been on holiday to Australia numerous times and the landscapes are either all sand or ugly skyscrapers. my cousins friend nearly got abducted at the local park. Very unsocialable people. Unkind souls.
Day in Australia:
Tourist: hey can you please show me the way to Melbourne?
Aussie: do oy look lyk a fickin map mayte
Tourist: hey can you please show me the way to Melbourne?
Aussie: do oy look lyk a fickin map mayte
by Cate106 April 12, 2014
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Get the Australia mug.Australia is a hot,red country(kind of like mars), it is well known for their surfers and accents but most importantly their love for kangaroos and putting shrimp on the Barbie(barbeque). Although the Australians may not know what Wi-Fi or any other digital electronics are, they do love to go crocodile wrestling and surfing. Most meals they have is accompanied by vegemite.
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Friend 1: I don't know what fiction book should I buy today.
Friend 2: Well, pic this one called Australia, it's 100% fiction.
Friend 2: Well, pic this one called Australia, it's 100% fiction.
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second of all, Australia is the best god-fucking cunt-ry
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second of all, Australia is the best god-fucking cunt-ry
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If you have someone in you life that lived (or lives) in Australia they arnt afraid of anything.
If you have someone in you life that lived (or lives) in Australia they arnt afraid of anything.
My friend is from Australia.
by Hayden L. October 1, 2019
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Australia has many great sights like a red rock three days into the middle of its flat-ass boring plains, or when you walk into your "expensive" hotel and find some form of venomous creature under your bedsheets.
Australians are rather jealous creatures and cannot take a joke, they are most beneficially though; immune to most poisons and Australias average heat of one hundred and burn-your-face-off-degrees C
Australia has many great sights like a red rock three days into the middle of its flat-ass boring plains, or when you walk into your "expensive" hotel and find some form of venomous creature under your bedsheets.
Australians are rather jealous creatures and cannot take a joke, they are most beneficially though; immune to most poisons and Australias average heat of one hundred and burn-your-face-off-degrees C
person 1: have you ever been to Australia?
Person 2: no, I'd rather not sentence myself to that fate
Person 1: fair enough, my cousin went sightseeing there a few months back, all she brought back were photos of sand and at least nine venomous snakes hidden in her bag.
Person 2: no, I'd rather not sentence myself to that fate
Person 1: fair enough, my cousin went sightseeing there a few months back, all she brought back were photos of sand and at least nine venomous snakes hidden in her bag.
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