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Lift Assistance

The assistance of urination into a bottle when trapped in a lift . One helpful fellow lends a hand to another who has broken both wrists in a freak accident and doesn't want to piss on his already stained and tired work trousers in the glass lift for everyone to see.
Andrey and Matt were stuck in a lift for nearly 30 seconds when Matt declared he needed to answer natures call. Andrey herocially offered to hold Matt's member whilst matt relived himself into a nearly empty, well known sparkling orange drink. After they were rescued from the lift 4 minutes later, Matt thanked Andrey for the 'lift assistance' and drank the contents of the bottle as a thank you.
by RNGF June 10, 2018
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hole assist

When your dick can't handle anymore asshole so you gotta tag your friend in for help to finish the job.
This dude wants to keep fucking but I have a limp dick. Can I get a hole assist?
by CorgiFarts June 4, 2017
mugGet the hole assistmug.

Trades Assistant

When you are so infatuated with your male partner that you do everything for him: wash him, feed him, unzip him, assist him going Oiler, wipe him, felate him
George was so infatuated with Mace that he asked if he could be his trades assistant
by Damo the Leb April 16, 2019
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anal assist

when a guy is plowing a girl and his homie pulls up and goes in for the anal assist
don't worry dawg I got you with the ~anal assist~ (said in a cod voice similar to "insta kill")
by angstyjuul May 7, 2021
mugGet the anal assistmug.

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