Eli Assist

When someone is credited an assist even though it has been a significant amount of time has passed when they were last a part of the play.

“Dude, it was 10 seconds since you last touched the ball. How’d you get an assist still?”

“I think that’s one of those ‘Eli assists.’”

by Razosaku May 20, 2022

hole assist

When your dick can't handle anymore asshole so you gotta tag your friend in for help to finish the job.

This dude wants to keep fucking but I have a limp dick. Can I get a hole assist?

by CorgiFarts June 4, 2017

Agent's Assistant

A person who can't seem to know their life purpose no matter how many times they try to look at it.

My agent's assistant is dumb. She want's so much money, her ass can't even make a dime without me!

by WhoKares June 13, 2020

Trades Assistant

When you are so infatuated with your male partner that you do everything for him: wash him, feed him, unzip him, assist him going Oiler, wipe him, felate him

George was so infatuated with Mace that he asked if he could be his trades assistant

by Damo the Leb April 16, 2019