Archie

Archie is the best person ever to exist. Don’t know where I’d be without Archie.

Someone: what’s ur opinion on Archie?
Me: my absolute favourite person to ever exist <8

by eviebellecc November 24, 2021

Archie

Archie is the type off guy to ejaculate on the back off the bus to make the day fun. He tends to get with girls with the same name starter as him A. He is very nice when he wants to be and can be very moody when horny

Archie, why did you ejaculate on me

by jimmy savilles uncles toe nail November 17, 2020

Archie

Archie is a sweet honest person. He’s caring and handsome. But don’t get on his bad side because he has hi limits when he’s mad. If you need anything just talk to Archie. He cute towards his girlfriend/crush. But he is evil if your brake his heart.

Man 1-“yo, you seen Archie?”
Man2-“ask his crush”
Crush-“he’s helping Max because he needed help”
Archie returns
Archie-“hey girrrlll, (cough) alright lads”

by Michael the victorious January 9, 2021

Archie

Super Deppresed

He is so dpressed

that's an archie

by XXXEvelyneXXX October 23, 2023

An Archie bird

An adorable birbo who loves fruit 🍇 🍓 🍊 🍏

He can be awesome at times but often screams ahhhh

Person 1: hey dude I saw an Archie bird today
Person2: WOAHHHH

by I_poop_out_birb_memes November 27, 2019

Archie Leach

(adj) how one feels when they aren't at their personal best: not wearing make up, feeling pretty crappy, dressed sloppily, etc. Originally Cary Grant's actual name, where feeling like Cary Grant would be being at your best.

Man, Roger, you are looking down in the dumps.

Yeah Blake, I'm feeling pretty Archie Leach today.

by Jack Silverberg December 8, 2007

Archie Holmes

an absolute sexy beast of a name who wields a huge dick and is generally just better than everyone.

is that archie holmes?

i just came inside my pants.

by guy with omega lights May 24, 2023