Albino Kisses

When you eat a bleached asshole.

After her Brazilian wax, my wife gets the starfish bleached. That way she can give me some albino kisses.

by EffingIdiot June 10, 2025

Albino gorilla

Ed stecher

You know who fucked that albino gorilla ?

by Mjlikescotton May 16, 2016

Albino

White skined, red haired, human, conceived by 2 black parents

The doctor told them "well guys, it's a medical miracle. Your baby is an albino and this Isa medical miracle!

by Ben Dover Semore May 22, 2022

Albino Hotdog

When a black man wants to have sex with a white women but wants to use a corny pick up line

Him: Hey have you ever heard of a albino hotdog? Her: No?

Him: When I stick my meat between your buns

by Kinginky4 March 7, 2022

albino dildo

Where an albino shits in a condom, puts it in the freezer overnight till it hardens, and then proceeds to use it as a dildo

Damn I tried that Albino Dildo trick last night!

by MessyThings May 4, 2018

albino nosebleed

An "albino nosebleed" is a sexual act that is achieved from oral sex. To achieve, firmly place both hands on the back of your partners head 10 to 20 seconds before ejaculation. While ejaculating, continue to apply pressure to back of head and do not release partner until completion. Wallah! Your partner should have seman draining from nasal cavity.

"My old lady tried to tell me the other day to not cum in her mouth! I said fuck it and gave that bitch an albino nosebleed!"

by Spock Spacedock February 18, 2010

albino nosebleed

when a girl has semen dripping out of her nose after a male ejaculates in her nostrils.

after sex, mary had to get a paper towel to clean up her albino nosebleed.

by skeeton45 May 29, 2013