Chocolate Axe

A cologne that smells so good that it is almost orgasmic. If you wear it you are automatically more actractive. Only to be worn by sexy mofos
Ally: Ohmygod Josh smelled so good today
Michelle: He was probably wearing chocolate axe
by Algae157 March 30, 2011
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Axe wound

(Cillian) How d'your date go?

(Elijah) Great! I fucked her axe wound senseless!
by Big Homie 73 August 03, 2019
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Axe-hole

A person who wears so much body spray it triggers your gag reflex
Seriously, he's such an Axe-hole!
by Puertorekinsam June 29, 2011
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pig axe

In the same theme as the penis is called ham javelin, pork sword etc.. this is another swine themed acronym for the old chopper himself
I bludgeoned her across the face with my pig axe
by Slut Whore July 21, 2003
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Axe bomb

An axe bomb is where when you smoke cigs, pot, joints, ect, and you are not allowed to, you axe bomb you and the place you’re smoking in.
friend: fuck you smoked in my room dumbass your meant to smoke out the window now i gotta axe bomb the place.
you: ah damn bro mah bad
by penisshenis March 20, 2021
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axe wound

A haircut based around a centre parting style. The hair is parted in such a precise manner that it looks as if the wearer's skull has been split by an axe. In a magestic coincidence, it also has the advantage of singling them out as a probable cunt
Look at the axe wound on that cunt
by dan July 16, 2003
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axe wound

A VERY hideous looking minge/ pussy. also can be used in reference to a foul smelling minge.
Jesus christ woman! have you ever cleaned that axe wound? it's fucking rancid
by busterbrown September 12, 2006
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