respawn anchor

A placeable item that lets players respawn in the Nether, where setting respawn points with beds is impossible. Its crafting recipe is six crying obsidian and three glowstone. It requires a glowstone to charge for a single respawn attempt. Interestingly it can be shared with multiple players. Charging a respawn anchor in the Overworld can cause a fatal explosion which is more powerful than creepers and can ignite nearby blocks.
For the next updates, I hope that respawn anchors can also be used in the End, or any dimensions where the concept of day and night cycle do not exist.
by KisaragiHina313 September 12, 2021
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cat anchored

definition: when a person is sitting down and a cat is on their lap and they are unable to move without disturbing the cat, via they are CAT ANCHORED.
Hey, can you grab me a beer out of the fridge, sorry man,i can't get up i'm cat anchored right now.
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cat anchored

when a person is sitting down and they can not move because it will disturb a cat that is comfortable or asleep on them.
hey, can you grab me a beer from the fridge, i can't right now, sorry man, i'm cat anchored at the moment.
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cat anchored

definition: when a person is sitting down and a cat is on their lap and they are unable to move without disturbing the cat, via they are CAT ANCHORED.
Hey, can you grab me a beer out of the fridge, sorry man,i can't get up i'm cat anchored right now.
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cat anchored

definition: when a person is sitting down and a cat is on their lap and they are unable to move without disturbing the cat, via they are CAT ANCHORED.
Hey, can you grab me a beer out of the fridge, sorry man,i can't get up i'm cat anchored right now.
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Anchor cable

A type of fecal matter that is in a healthy cylindrical shape, but is very long and too hard to break with your sphincter. Also is considerably uncomfortable to expel. In other words, too much fiber, not enough water.
Guy 1: What took you so long?

Guy 2: Let's just say I won't be eating Belgian waffles any time soon.

Guy 1: How many waffles did you eat?

Guy 2: Enough to shit an anchor cable.

Guy 1: That's a lot of fucking waffles.
by zatchbell622 June 28, 2016
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Anchors law

Much like Garf’s Law And Bidoof’s Law Anchors Law is one of the canon laws on the app ifunny. The law itself has it’s Origin point from the iFunny user “anchorthesun”. It simply state’s “Women in male dominated sports are guaranteed to be whores, this is an undeniable constant”
And example of this is the law is Renee Gracie, an ex-V8 supercar racer, now turned Onlyfans girl. Anchors law in a nutshell.
by Monkfield June 08, 2020
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