albino buffalo

the most badass guy every in the history of the world

oh man that ALBINO BUFFALO is such a bad ass crazy cool

by albino buffalo October 23, 2008

albino nosebleed

An "albino nosebleed" is a sexual act that is achieved from oral sex. To achieve, firmly place both hands on the back of your partners head 10 to 20 seconds before ejaculation. While ejaculating, continue to apply pressure to back of head and do not release partner until completion. Wallah! Your partner should have seman draining from nasal cavity.

"My old lady tried to tell me the other day to not cum in her mouth! I said fuck it and gave that bitch an albino nosebleed!"

by Spock Spacedock February 18, 2010

Albino Stalker

term often used to describe an individual that is physically visualized as fat and just plain fugly. This individual spends most of their time staring at bookmarked pictures of women from their school. This person may also spend time masturbating to Wizards of Waverly place.

Im so horny right now I could pull an Albino Stalker. Where's my season DVD of Wizard's of Waverly Place?

by AEMan1234 June 28, 2010

Albino Cracka

The whitest kid you knew, or will ever know.

My friend Alex is such an albino cracka.

by Smackleface October 15, 2010

Alnino

Adjective. Someone who's alnino is a man who has two or more of the following characteristics:

-Drinks cum
-Sucks on his friends' dick
-Sucks on his dad's dick
-Fucks his mom at least once a day
-Is a fail abort
-Is a retard
-Watches gay porn
-Is fat
-Is shit
-Is a complete idiot
-Is a dicksucking bullsack gaylord
-Sucks random men's cock for free (notice he doesn't even charge for sucking. It's comercial free)
-Has no social life
-Faps at least 3 times a day while watchin Lemonparty
-Jizzes on his dad's mouth

-Wow! Look at that fat alnino with hot dogs watching.....nude men on TV?

-Ewww. How disgusting!

by Ty's mom July 8, 2011

Albino Wookie

A variant of the dirty Wookie.
When a man (or men) shaves a person bare, ejaculates all down somebody's nude body, covers them in the hair while they whine like chewy.

"Daddy, what's an albino wookie?"

"Well i'll tell you son, and then you'll realize why i can never go back to kashyyyk..."

by Pigeon on a Microscooter November 25, 2011

albino blacksmith

street name for cocaine

Dude, I just did a line of the albino blacksmith

by crazybuddha July 5, 2012