i see a peng girl then i pose

WHEN YOU SEE A GOOD LOOKING GIRL AND YOU TRY TO MAKE YOURSELF LOOK GOOD

mANS nOT HOt maNs cAN NeVer BE hOt I SEE A PENG GIRL THEN I POSE

by hARrINig yOUrmOuF November 8, 2017

Blast posing

When a man ejaculates onto a posing women with such force that it is comparable to a blast.

Last night my girlfriend and I were caught blast posing.

by Justapseudonym May 13, 2014

Jou pose

When you shit your pants in south africa

Jou pose I fucking shat my pants

by Aleco Van Wyk March 19, 2021

Unholy Creature Pose

A pose made by bending your knees and moving your legs away from you while managing to not squat, putting your upper arms up so they’re straight (preferably) or high up and have your forearms go downwards. Bonus points if you cross your eyes or smile like a deranged antelope while doing so.

Used when you want to embrace your inner stoopidity or if you just want to annoy people to no end. Can also be used when joking around with your buddy.

Jeremiah: *walking laps around the school, minding his own business*
Jeremiah 5 seconds later on his head: Why is Isaiah just standing there in unholy creature pose at me that deranged antelope smile staring at me? This is weird as frack dude, Ikm going to turn around now

by Scratchykit August 21, 2023

bitches pose

the bitches pose is when you hold up your pointer finger, your ring finger and pinky finger it means you pull many bitches (10 - 14 bitches to be exact)

when you take a photo and you have many bitches hold up the bitches pose

by hollylover14 July 12, 2022

sassy wand pose

The way a witch/wizard holds their wand in an odd way. This is normally by Draco, but Snape has his moments.

There goes Draco doing the sassy wand pose again.

by Drapple Malfoy June 23, 2016

doodle pose

A pose where a golden doodle dog lies on its back with its legs spread open

I when to my friend's place and his dog was doing a doodle pose! I felt very uncomfortable that I can his penis!

by Vanilla_Fraggers August 25, 2020