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Market Pose

The poses one takes, in pictures or social media, when they are ready and available to attract mates in the wild. The pose is meant to make them appear socially or sexually available to those that are interested. Females typically pose showing some skin, showing underwear, wearing makeup, reddish lipstick, use photoshop, or a combination of all of that. Males don't have typical behavior that is readily analogous.
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Guy: Dang, Jessica Alba is suddenly showing some skin in her pictures!

Girl: Yeah ...kinda slutty if you ask me.

Guy: ...I think I can see part of her bra strap!!!

Girl: That's just her hair...

Guy: Look at those big, red lips! OMG!

Girl: That's photoshopped! This is her market pose ...Are you listening?

Guy: Damn! I didn't know she was single, better hit that UP!
mugGet the Market Posemug.

j-pose

"I J-posed so much I totally flew out of existence, man!"
by Wild-Girls September 3, 2023
mugGet the j-posemug.

T Posing

Gary: * T Posing *

Maria: Dude ur so gay
by MeemRevieev September 24, 2018
mugGet the T Posingmug.

Blast posing

When a man ejaculates onto a posing women with such force that it is comparable to a blast.
Last night my girlfriend and I were caught blast posing.
by Justapseudonym May 13, 2014
mugGet the Blast posingmug.

Upside down Y pose

A pose men with scrotums do when it is a mild to hot day and it's sweaty in the nether regions, so that, therefore, before and after, they're ballsacks do not stick to their legs
"blimey mate, hot as fuck eh?"
"aye mate, doing the upside down Y pose, my balls sticky"
"mate, shave"
by Theyes69 December 16, 2021
mugGet the Upside down Y posemug.

i see a peng girl then i pose

WHEN YOU SEE A GOOD LOOKING GIRL AND YOU TRY TO MAKE YOURSELF LOOK GOOD
mANS nOT HOt maNs cAN NeVer BE hOt I SEE A PENG GIRL THEN I POSE
by hARrINig yOUrmOuF November 8, 2017
mugGet the i see a peng girl then i posemug.

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