chop salad

Verb. The act of getting one's ass eaten against their will as oppose to tossing salad
"Let me catch that fish on the yard, im gonna take him in the broom closet and Im gonna chop salad so good!"
by Sai Alfaron February 19, 2014
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Salad Slapper

An insult toward someone meaning they slap vaginas. (Not in a nice or kinky slap either. Just a mean harsh kinda "Fuck you" slap.)
"GET OUT A HERE YA SALAD SLAPPER!"

(Past tense)
"Oh yeah! I just salad slapped those bitches!"
by Fatdog700 March 02, 2018
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logo salad

Logo Salad, noun. The page in a website or in a Powerpoint presentation that shows all the logos of your partners or customers in a big jumble with the most impressive ones slightly bigger than the others.
Person #1: In this next slide you'll see the brands within the ___ family...
Person #2: Oh God, my eyes can't focus on one thing. What am I looking at?
Person #3: It's a logo salad.
by nothankyoureally June 12, 2011
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pubic salad

When a person goes down on a woman (oral sex) and she has unshaven genitalia. (hairy vagina munch)
Dode! I just had a my first pubic salad.
See that girl, she's got a pubic salad
no more pubic salad for me, I'm on a meat only diet.
by museo gam January 27, 2011
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Kamala Salad

Kamala Salad is speech holding a microphone that sounds coherent for the first 3-4 words and exponentially becomes more difficult to understand with each subsequent word, while ending with a witch's cackle and shit-eating grin.
For example, "Oh no, she spewing Kamala Salad again talking about how we need to bring peace to the world because bringing the world peace allows all people to feel the peace that world wants to feel."
by DreamNoLibs October 19, 2023
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Bobby Salad

A Bobby Salad is a meal which consists of a very small amount of fresh salad leaves and some onion. It is accompanied by large amounts of chips, beans, sausages and chicken. It is then smothered in tomato ketchup and devoured by Bob.
A freshly baked baguette can also be added to bulk up this light meal.
"What's that you're eating Bob?"
"Just a salad..."
But it is no ordinary salad, but in fact a Bobby Salad.
by the rat catcher April 22, 2010
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crab salad

A girl with a hairy bush that has crabs.
"That poor man just got a crab salad" said Nolan
by poor noliman June 27, 2011
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