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Goofy Goober

I'm a goofy goober, yeah
You're a goofy goober, yeah
We're all goofy goobers, yeah
Goofy, goofy, goofy, goober, YEAH
by KAMISAMA HATES YOU November 17, 2016
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goober

by Anonymous November 10, 2002
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goober-tinkle

a fart which comes out wet
did you smell that goober-tinkle?
by gabbygee June 30, 2006
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Goober Pea

Muchy G say she almost choke on a goober pea last saturday at the meth lab. Or was it the crack house? Not sure, but an inadequately chewed goober pea can kill you.
by The Red Menace October 11, 2004
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food goober

a person who comes to your house and goes straight to your fridge, they think that your fridge is there fridge and when you try to sonething from there fridge they throw a hissy-fit
"dalton goes straight to the fridge without sayin hi, when i go to his house and do that he gets offended. I said youare such a food goober"
by aj hutchison January 17, 2008
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goober snatch

An imaginary disease, which may not be so imaginary. Usually involves goobers exiting a woman's vaginal cavity. Commonly known as "dirty whore syndrome."
Guy driving by hookers with friends: "Eh, I bet she's got a hefty case of the goober snatch."
by ImTotallyGoingToStalkYou May 11, 2007
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alpha goober

A person who wears socks to bed, also has the bigger cock.
Man Adam is such a god damn alpha goober...
by AlphaGooberAdam November 24, 2017
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