a 19 year old that thinks he's 'ard just because he does marine biology and takes shots of tea mixed with cider. This lanky boi thinks he's the bees knees but in real life is a complete pussy. He took it up the batty once in a holiday park in room 201b, but still denies the fact of him being gay (or even curious). He's a sad, lonely alcoholic and is just waiting to find his MATTch, go to www.mattisacunt.co.uk
by trexashez October 01, 2018
by Matts best friend April 06, 2017
a fucking waste of human waste and is the gayest person ever he only relates to people with the same horoscopes like i mean really gay and is tall and stupid and did i mention he likes men
by dab of ranch December 10, 2018
by campbutmakeit_concentration_ January 12, 2020
by King Big Crane Dick May 10, 2019
Is usaully mexican and has a reallly, really small dick. He likes to use people and fuck up their day. Stay away from shrimpdick matt
by YungFrothy July 31, 2017