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Darren Schneck

guy who is the ultimate god and leader of everything and broke physics with his speed.
by Hoodrat19023 November 21, 2020
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Darren is a weird mixture of elements. Darren’s are know to have a werid taste of humor but still tend be fun. Darren’s are known to make an abundance of mistakes and screw ups, but overtime Darren’s can adapt to there screw ups. A Darren’s natural response to argument with his homies is ether acting like a complete and utter smart ass or just turning to outta pocket shit (usually prejudice comments, though he is also a person of color 💀) to try and win the argument. Likes a lot of music, but 70s through 90s African American music always goes hard for Darren. Darren likes to spend time at home, ether playin mk with his homeboy or taking walks to the park to play frisbee.
by Dcjames November 21, 2023
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Darren

Good looking guy with thicc juicy ass would fuck him 100%
-hey is that darren?
-yes hes sooo hot
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Darren Louis

He’s super big, has strength beyond anything imanginable, maybe more than shaggy. But he doesn’t think so himself this making him even more dangerous! He’s also a furry...
Holy shit Darren Louis just killed that dude by flicking him!!!
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Darren

by Blake meeks April 25, 2019
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Darren

darren is a guy that has a gyatt and the hips every girl wants, they really don't lie like shakira. he's short and annoying and his jokes are never as funny as he thinks they are.
get a Darren as a friend you will never run out of things to make fun of!
person: did you see Darren today
other person: yh we love darren
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darren is a rare specimen, they typically have these traits ;

(1) an amazing sense of humor, everybody in the room will laugh at their jokes. darren's laugh lights up the room, but their laugh is exclusive. they dont laugh at anything, his laugh is too magical for that :D.

(2) an infectious laugh, they have the best laughs, ones that light up the entire room. their laugh instantly infects everybody in the room.

(3) last but not least, phenomenal personalities :D if u ever find a darren, make sure to lock them up in ur closet and swallow the key. coz they'll always be by ur side, they are the most loyal and faithful creatures on this planet. they are easy to get along with <3 they'll always be there for you and they can always make you smile with their amazing sense of humor. they never struggle to make you happy:3. if you let a darren in your life, they'll brighten up your life. darrens have immense beauty and talent in the arts, they have extreme talent in the arts. anything they produce comes our magical and one of a kind. they are passionate and can triumph through any situation. they will make you feel like the most special person in this world, they'll make you feel out of this world. they're great as lovers, and will always prioritize you over anybody and anything. they'll make you feel like your dreaming (in a good way ^^).

a darren will take over your mind, like a plague.
person 1 : dyk darren?
person 2 : yes!! he's amazing.
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