A person that is unjustifiably impressed with themselves. Not a lowly arm pit flea or a below the belt flea, but an uppity “I am better than you” beard flea.
Brittney sure acts like a beard flea when she is driving her new Denali with 24” wheels and talking on her iPhone.
by sikalookin April 10, 2009
When a womans pubic hair grows in thickly not only above her vagina but also around the sides and across her taint.
I was going to go down on Sally but she was totally rocking a beaver beard.
Crabs would be in heaven in this girls pants, her beaver beard is like a luscious forest.
Crabs would be in heaven in this girls pants, her beaver beard is like a luscious forest.
by peznux January 23, 2008
by Dennis the ginger beard February 17, 2009
I started bodybuilding and bulked up to 250 pounds. I had the full denial beard going on. But in the end I couldn't hide from myself anymore. I had to transition.
by happycookie July 14, 2018
by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 04, 2004
by Ben Jermain May 06, 2006
The path of soft snow that has been freshly groomed on a ski/snowboard hill. It is so smooth it feels exactly like what Jesus' beard would feel like if it were a mountain.
Sam: What hill should we go down next?
Blake: Let's go down Four Pipe, I just saw a new patch of Jesus Beard.
Blake: Let's go down Four Pipe, I just saw a new patch of Jesus Beard.
by TheSwineFlew December 24, 2011