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pocket pisser

someone who won’t mind their own business. they are pissing on other people’s pockets when they should be pissing in their own.
verb. to piss in one’s pocket
Bruh, David is such a pocket pisser he won’t leave me alone
Stop pissing in my pocket, I can piss in my own
by emusmoos November 16, 2021
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Pocket science

Accumulation of money in ones pocket, through hypotheses of focused thought vibrations, and daily life experiments
Rocket science dulls in comparison, when valued against the trials of pocket science
by C.B.DaGeneral May 9, 2017
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Pocket Pace

when a person puts his or her hands in their pockets and walks back and forth continuously usually mumbling something.
Our boss Chris L. likes to come downstairs and pocket pace.
by MagicKAT May 13, 2014
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cough pocket

Instead of covering your mouth with your hand and coughing a person can cough into their folded elbow area. This creates a cough pocket. It also keeps you from spreading germs on your hand.
John had a terrible cough. He kept coughing into his hand. His uncle said, "Cough pocket John! Cough pocket!"
by monkey0580 January 31, 2010
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Pocket-Baby

a term for a person for which you are in a dream-like relationship with
"So what if she makes you stay in, do it for the #bros!"

"I can't my dude; she's my pocket-baby, for which I would stay instead."
by Dougborski February 9, 2019
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Pocket Jewelry

Ornamental jewelry either worn inside a pocket or clipped to. Mostly used to describe Mont Blanc pens, but may include anything else that has no other purpose or function than to be expensive and maybe look cool.
"On a trip to Germany, GO DJ HaKa gave the president of AMG-Mercedes, Dietmar Exler, a Montblanc Boehme Royal Pen that costs $1.5 Million. What an expensive piece of pocket jewelry."

"When I go to important business meetings, I always wear cuff links, metal collar stays, my 24k gold polo mallet tie clip, and most importantly bring my Pocket Jewelry. I always also bring a back-up BIC pen just in case my Mont Blanc fails to write which it is known to do, no matter the cost of the pen."
by GO DJ HaKa June 2, 2018
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party pockets

the wad of miscellaneous items stored in one's pockets after the party. ie: sloppy, sweaty crinkled cash, lighters, dime bags with remnants of various substances, phone numbers and ideas scribbled on bits and pieces (back in the 90's), flyers, business cards, change, souvenirs, and other sundries procured from the party.
party animal #1: Oh man, I still have party pockets from last night!

party animal #2: You should empty your party pockets and see if you got any sweet digits!
by occupationother September 2, 2013
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