Goofy Goober

I'm a goofy goober, yeah
You're a goofy goober, yeah
We're all goofy goobers, yeah
Goofy, goofy, goofy, goober, YEAH

I'm a goofy goober

by KAMISAMA HATES YOU November 17, 2016

goober

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by Anonymous November 10, 2002

goober-tinkle

a fart which comes out wet

did you smell that goober-tinkle?

by gabbygee June 30, 2006

Goober Pea

Southern slang for peanut

Muchy G say she almost choke on a goober pea last saturday at the meth lab. Or was it the crack house? Not sure, but an inadequately chewed goober pea can kill you.

by The Red Menace October 11, 2004

food goober

a person who comes to your house and goes straight to your fridge, they think that your fridge is there fridge and when you try to sonething from there fridge they throw a hissy-fit

"dalton goes straight to the fridge without sayin hi, when i go to his house and do that he gets offended. I said youare such a food goober"

by aj hutchison January 17, 2008

goober snatch

An imaginary disease, which may not be so imaginary. Usually involves goobers exiting a woman's vaginal cavity. Commonly known as "dirty whore syndrome."

Guy driving by hookers with friends: "Eh, I bet she's got a hefty case of the goober snatch."

by ImTotallyGoingToStalkYou May 11, 2007

goober pinching

All American sport. When a man is pinching his member on the outside of his pants and any random person is in the room. The person goober pinching does not even notice the audience or realize they are doing it

OMG look at Smith over there in the corner goober pinching like ain't no one in the room

by Gooberpinchin August 19, 2018