Dumbo Diving

The act eating out a female with an elephant-ear vagina (A.K.A. Muff Diving).

Guy: So how was your night with Megan?

2nd guy: You don't wanna know..

Guy: What happened!?

2nd Guy: Well, I ended up Dumbo Diving her right on the sofa. I was scared and wet and just wanted to go home!

by lilac meadows October 27, 2011

Hamper Diving

Sorting through the dirty clothes basket when you do not own a single clean shirt or pair of pants. This act is usually executed when one is too lazy to wash and fold clothes. College men and women can become victim to hamper diving. Similar to dumpster diving.

Jimmy: Dude, last night I didn't have a clean wife-beater so I went hamper diving for one.

John: Seriously, wash your fucking clothes.

by xxandroid November 7, 2012

pelican diving

The act of having sex while on the beach, pulling out, dipping your dick in the sand, and re-entering the vag.

Yeah bro, she was just sun bathing and told me she was horny, so I went pelican diving.

by Urbanqueef August 5, 2014

Slipper-Diving

When your pet dog or cat jams their nose in your footwear to inhale your foot-musk.

MAN: What is the dog doing with my slipper?
WOMAN: She's rolling around in your foot stench.
MAN: Oh, she is Slipper-Diving.

by phillyofclayton April 10, 2011

Deep Dive

to think way far back in the depths of your memories.

I know this is a deep dive, but do you remember the time we danced in the rain?

by MoonChild11 November 17, 2022

Dumpster diving

When you literally have found your mate or side piece in an act of desperation. You know this because the person is gross and you
Know better. Because they are a dirty, STD ridden whore and everyone knows it

“Man you’re dating Phil? It’s ok, everyone goes dumpster diving sometimes “

by Coleyrae March 21, 2020

dolphin diving

during sex on the beach, after a guy finishes he goes down and dip his penis in the sand and quickly puts it back in. he then run away.(dive)

hey dude, lets go dolphin diving!

by sandy randy March 26, 2010