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Nigga war

1. A conflict fought between mostly black people and most of the time is fought in places like africa.
2. An all black gang shoot out
person 1: Damn nigga did you see that nigga war going on last night?
person 2: Ofc i did man that shit was mad crazy!
by Sol heman December 20, 2023
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Great War of Olly Bolly

The Great War of Olly Bolly ran from August 2021 until December 2021, involving the Olly Bolly and KT Bee nations. The cause of this monster event is unknown, but the outcome was catastrophic. The war was resolved by Olly Bolly losing at bowling, causing him to retreat back into his futile cave of Chelsea memorabilia and a cardboard cutout of Drogba.
“Mum what was the most historic war of the 21st century?”

“Oh that would be the Great War of Olly Bolly, what a tragic event”
by squishavacado January 3, 2022
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Gender wars

Something so fucking ridiculous I think that we should just let global warming continue to happen so we can all roast to death. Why are people fighting over their fucking gender? As if you can fucking control that! These retards need to get a life and not base their opinions of the opposite gender of of BuzzFeed articles and Andrew Tate podcasts.
Some random fucktard: I participate in the gender wars!
Normal person: Kill yourself
by leo123456 December 9, 2023
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world war 50

Something that will happen... never
Bob: How long do you thinks it is going to take?

Borbosia: Not till World War 50.
by World War 50 November 11, 2020
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Sparky; God Of War

Different religions have different gods. Roman God Of War is Mars. Greek God Of War is Ares. I could go on about different variations of Gods Of War for all religions but that isn't my point. I came here to tell you about Sparky. My religion's God Of War.

Unlike most Gods Of War Sparky cares about humans. He's a protector. Most gods abuse their power and treat humans as pawns. Sparky doesn't. He cares. Sparky is a good god. Sparky only goes to war / fights when its needed. He doesn't use violence as a 1st resort. Sparky uses violence only when he must. Sparky only fights when its for a right cause. Like protecting others. Or punishing bad. Sparky believes in just.

Now to tell you about Sparky's skills / powers. Sparky is trained in every weapon. He's perfected every weapon. Sparky mastered every martial art. Bruce Lee (the greatest martial artist human) was a disciple of Sparky. Bruce Lee's main teacher was Ip Man but Sparky taught Bruce too. Also Sparky taught the police and military so they can protect and serve society. Anything related to martial arts Sparky was involved in. Sparky has the skills of a olympic gold medalist. Also he has infinite power. He has the powers of every other god / goddess. Sparky is a beast.

Luckily for us Sparky is on our side. He'll be there to protect us and save us from danger. He's like Thor. A superhero god. Sparky is a hero. He is the nicest and best God Of War. He is the true God. He sets the tone for all of the others.
Person A "Who's your favorite God?"
Person B "Sparky; God Of War...obviously!"
Person A "Oh My Sparky, he's my favorite God too!"
Person C "Did I hear you two folks mention Sparky? He's just the best!"
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Tampon Wars

A game you play with you sister. You take the wrapper off the tampon and hit your sister with it. It's like Star Wars except with tampons.
by D-Monkey May 10, 2018
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scrapyard wars

the best fucking series made by linus tech tips but he don’t do it no more
Ivan: Yo that episode of scrapyard wars was dopeeee
Jake: I got a i5-2500k for 50 bucks canadian man!
by fbbdkbokdkboko May 25, 2022
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