Happiness

when your definition doesn't get rejected for the urban dictionary you experience this

She was filled with happiness as she read that her definition wasn't rejected

by I CAN READ, CAN YOU? July 25, 2020

Happy Slap

When a man slaps his phallus on a woman or man's asshole repeatedly. Often seen in pornos.

I was having sex with my wife last night and i pulled out and happy slapped her.

by Iron--Mike May 16, 2016

Happy ketchup pot

When your girlfriend is on her period but is in a good mood.

Wave: “Good morning happy ketchup pot”
Lee: “Good morning loml 😊”

by Lilli_Bit November 6, 2021

Happy Meal

When a man has an over abundance of preejaculate while inside a woman, pulls out, and goes down on her, inevitably eating his own sperm.

“Hey Luke! Carla told me about how she served you a Happy Meal last night before you went in for the full burger.”

by Murlock69 July 13, 2023

Happy pissed

So angry that you start laughing before fighting someone.

Dude Jake was happy pissed, he started laughing then broke dudes eyesocket.

by Strangerfriend May 28, 2025

happy

not sad

person 1: how do you feel?
person 2: happy!
person 1: so you’re not sad?
person 2: happy!

by yoiiluvqs May 27, 2022

Happy Ending

A happy ending is a commodity served by Taiwanese ladyboys to degenerate no lives.

The happy ending is where the degenerate asks a Taiwanese lady boy at a massage shop, to give them said happy ending. It includes pissing and shitting on ones face, sexual style, followed up with 2 hour blow job where the degenerate must suck the Taiwanese lady boys penis

Blake: uh hi can I get a happy ending?

Taiwanese lady boy: okay, follow me *starts shitting pissing and Cumming all over Blake*
Blake: I like this

by TheFakePopeRealDontTrust February 28, 2025