Call Several People Table Gremlins Day 

At the 22th of every month you can call several people table gremlins and sev or anyone can't do anything

Table Gremlin Is Several People And nothing can stop you from calling him table gremlins
"Call Several People Table Gremlins Day" personifies the table gremlinty of several people (i.e.Several People, Tom).
{Taka enters room} "Call Several People Table Gremlins Day"
{Friend enters room, surprising and overwhelming you with joy} "Several Is A Real Table Gremlin!!!"
Adapted from post cold war Journey Of Morals Culture references to Table Gremlins, Grelimed Tabled

rhythmic engagement inJourney Of Morals Server That people call sev table gremlins
Sometimes spoken with an indistinguishable Gremlins accent In cases of suprise greetings, 'Table Gremlins' is used in conjunction with the word 'Hey', as in "Hey Tabled Gremlins"

Call Several People Table Gremlins Day by TakaGoBrrrr December 21, 2022

Helping other people

I'm other people to you. Have you helped me?

Idiot "Helping other people is great! That's why I do it in a vague and amorphous way that doesn't actually constitute helping anyone. See, if I help people in this way, they give me credit for changing their lives and I don't have to have to actually do anything. Which is why self-help is so lucrative. Then, I get to tell myself I'm helping people and I get money for it."

Hym "But, by your own logic, if I didn't write the Joker and, therefore, shouldn't be paid for doing it... Then you don't actually help anyone and shouldn't be paid. What's more, I ACTUALLY WROTE the words the Joaquin Phoenix said in the movie whereas you're just saying that you helped people or taking them at their word... Soooo...."

Helping other people by Hym Iam January 15, 2023

Why should people listen to you? 

Thanks Dave! I've been meaning to do this one for a couple of days.

Gayve "Why should people listen to you?"

Hym "I'm not making them. Their doing it of their own volition. What gives you the right to stop them? Are children LEGALLY INCOMPETENT? They like it! The little kiddos like what I'm doing to them. It's almost as if.... I'm a retard in a group home............... and I'm having women scheduled to come fuck me. And YOU'RE trying to stop me from fucking them! Ohohohohohoho! See that!? See how that works shidiot?"

Why should people listen to you? by Hym Iam January 18, 2023

national throw tall people

today is the day short people get to throw tall peopel ( people over 5'4 get thrown)

its national throw tall people day

national throw tall people by vergin January 24, 2023

Short Black People

Commonly mistaken as a niglet. These people often can be very aggressive. Their names usually start with R or A

I hate short Black people. There so mean.

Short Black People by Nowords4Me February 2, 2023

Hit Stupid People Month 

Somebody you don't like is constantly speaking to you? Then look no further to this month! Hit Stupid People Month is the month February where anybody who you dislike can get punched, kicked, and called stupid!
Anybody who you hit or send a link to this cannot send it back even if it has been years since the original sender sent the link or punched the other. So don't worry on getting pulled in.

Hey pal, watch your back during Hit Stupid People Month!

Hit Stupid People Month by He llo February 3, 2023

National Sut People’s Face Day 

A day where you can go around and punch people face freely

“Hey Jack, today’s National Sut People’s Face Day, lets go find that kid we hate and punch him in the face!

National Sut People’s Face Day by handsomegenius February 11, 2023