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House

Be house. {To do the act of "Housing" To be House (To act like House)}
House: Youre a black man.
Foreman: This vexes me.

House: He needs mouse bites to live

Mouse: squeak squeak squeak
Patient: I feel better. No more nose blood. Thank you doctor!
House: I am very smart
Wilson: I too am in this episode! (participated)
by leftonsea September 16, 2024
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Coffee house conservative

A conservative who's taste in fashion, music, habits, and/or aesthetics are more typically seen in more left-leaning or liberal persons. I.E.: A more urbanized conservative.
Jasmine drives a hybrid and attends daily yoga sessions out at the park, but she votes Republican. I guess that makes her a coffee house conservative.
by ROBop March 18, 2023
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Work house

A place in which the anus of a man is stretched beyond belief.
Person: Yo Tim, where are you? You didn't answer my calls..

Tim: I'm in the work house, Cody recommended it and boy does it make fitting things easier!

Person: wow! That's more than I wanted to know man.
by @Hamletstein February 13, 2020
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Waffle House

Shitting on a laptop keyboard and closing it.
I waffle housed that laptop. Next time remember your password
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Happy house

happy house is based on a true friendship that never ends
happy house is full of kids with an amazing and funny personality
by Sara-6b January 1, 2018
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Holly House

The best of the 4 houses on the Riverside speech and debate team. This house if made of 15 legendary people.
Man I wish I was in Holly house
by Larry figurino November 4, 2021
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Trap House

The unofficial Fraternity house of the Iota Upsilon chapter of Alpha Epsilon Pi (the Jewish Fraternity). It is located at the University of Iowa in Iowa City, right across the street from the President's house. The appearance of the house is that of a rundown grayish century home. The parties take place in a space that could be better defined as a Machiavellian dungeon than a basement. It is common to find brothers of the Chapter urinate outside during parties, so as to accommodate the very few attractive girls in attendance who may wish to use the only bathroom. The garage is often kept unlocked, which is very stupid as the Chapter's beer and hard seltzer reserves are typically stored there.

Historically, the Trap House and the Chapter served as the primary point of cocaine distribution in the University throughout the mid to late 20th century. The 'dungeon' was once put to use not only for partying, but also for the pseudo-torture of pledges. The chapter no longer hazes pledges.

The Trap House is not owned by the Fraternity, nor is it even leased by the Chapter. Rather, a select group of 2-5 brothers volunteer to rent the house from Prestige Properties every year. Prestige Properties is a component of the Iowa City based 'Cabal' which holds a monopoly on rented housing (rumors abound that the Cabal once had, or still has, ties with the Capra-Patterson Syndicate; some instead suggest a connection with a Boston outfit named the 'Black Hand').
Whale: "Are they going to have White Claws at the party at Trap House?"
Hot Girl: "Yes. But not for you." *points to weight scale at the door*
by anonymous September 26, 2023
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