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gay pie

A cream and cum filled pie in which a homosexual has sex with.
“Hey man, I heard you fucked that gay pie really good last night.”
by webuildforts June 9, 2020
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pie

Person1: I'm gonna have some pie
Person2: Can I have some too?
Person1: NO! It's too good to share
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Chocolate Cream Pie

When you throw chocolate chips at a girl’s vagina.
“My girlfriend got quite upset when I made a chocolate cream pie”
by Dahlia A.N. March 9, 2019
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American Pie Express

A sexual act involving a woman and a man. In this, the man smears a good amount of Double-Crust Apple Pie onto his Penis, and starts thrusting into the desired hole of choice (preferably the Anus) of the women at extremely fast rate. The thrusting should be somewhat close to that of a gun (or however fast the man can thrust). While thrusting, if the Pie falls of, or runs out, the man is to smear some more. Another way to do this would be to first fill the desired hole with a bunch of whip cream, and then stuff atleast one Double-Crust Apple Pie into said hole of choice.

The women is to be in the bed lying down face up, naked, but her body is painted in the American Flag, every inch of skin.

The man needs to be wearing a Train costume (could be any kind), or if one is not available, can just wear a shirt with a picture of a train of the man's choice.

Optional To enhance this, LARPing can be done by making the room to look like a Subway train, with some people just sitting and minding their own business, or watching the business going on. (This is also called as the American Pie Express Special)
Dude: Yo bro I just gave a hot girl from the Pub the American Pie Express!
Guy: Really? Dang.
Guy: Did you do the Special one?
Dude: Nah man just the regular.
by ThatUnknownDude November 23, 2023
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Motor Pie

A fry pie cooked on the hot surface of a motor vehicle manufactured in Detroit, MI.
I tried them there motor pies and they were dang good delicious. Really felt regeneraterive afterward.
by Vaanx July 12, 2022
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pie toweling

When a man unzips his pants and drapes his balls out the zipper hole.
Tad was pie toweling the entire party. He really disturbed the women.
by AliceDane April 29, 2020
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raisin cream pie

An old guy giving someone a cream pie
Because his balls look like raisins
That guy gave my daughter a raisin cream pie
by Ethan sparkles March 7, 2023
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