big fat

Ur mom

Someone: The new Club penguin is honestly better than the old one.
Me: big fat.
Carl instantly dies.

by Rolgi February 15, 2018

Fat-backed

Another way of saying "fucked"

Fat-backed a fine lookin' lady last night.

That's what youre mom said when I was fat-backing her.

I want to fat-back you, in a disrespectful manner.

by JimmyDean1984 August 12, 2021

Fat pie

A fat pie is an overweight female, generally with some redeeming features (i.e cracking tits or nice face) who is quite tasty, although the term can be used loosely to describe any fatties.

Would typically be do-able after about 4 pints.

G'ham: "Check out that jailbait!"
Dave: "IDK man, she's a bit of a fat pie.."
G'ham: "True, maybe I'd wrap it first."

by Jizzmeister November 6, 2012

fat glub

I A fat animal that lives in ones basement

My big brother is a fat glub

by Butt hugger April 18, 2018

Crab Fat

When the penis has fat rolls on it; including the balls

"Some girl said they had sex with Damien and he had so much Crab Fat!"

"I hope my boyfriend doesn't have Crab Fat."
"Girls with Crab Fat fetishes are weird"

by Leafyslilfaggot September 2, 2017

Fat Cow

Although neither of these words are swear words, combined they form the most insulting term for women in the English language. Interestingly it is not illegal to call someone a fat cow, though among English people it is an extremely taboo insult.

An Employer to me: You...can't...CALL someone..."a fat cow" I mean, what do you think this is?! a game?

Police: No Further Action

End result: I lost my job

by deadlygamesman March 9, 2019

Fat Boi

When you walk in on your brother waking off and shitting at the same time.

God dammit I just walked in on Drew pullin a fat boi again!

by XxlilriddimkittyxX January 10, 2019