death

the end of life and all your worries... the only occurrence of the future that can be guaranteed

death rings a sweet, alluring tone, it brings the promise of rest and happiness in exchange for little pain...

by witherose February 23, 2023

pre-death crisis

last crisis in your life.

person 1-whys that woman yelling at those kids.
person 2-probably menopause.
person 3-nah man shes going through her pre-death crisis.

by mommymilkers;) December 5, 2021

death twat

A crazy ass white girl who walks through life looking like she just crawled out of bed. Typically her hair is up in a bun and she has a face so pale she looks like Casper. Her mood ranges from happy and cheerful to downright cranky. You don’t want to cross her.

I walked around campus looking like a Death Twat. I really don’t want anyone recognizing me.

by Death Twatstar May 11, 2018

Death Bacon

Bacon with the stringy fat that goes down your throat and makes you choke.

yesterday i was almost killed by death bacon.

by Hyperbolic Paraboloid September 11, 2021

The Death Shaker

The Death Shaker is shaker related to the thug shaker but this shaker is so bad that it could end the world and cause mass death that why its called The Death Shaker

"ITS THE END OF THE WORLD SOMEBODY IT MUST BE THE DEATH SHAKER"

by Loser Xylophone December 27, 2023

Stream of Death

(noun) the name of the instance in which one's urine flies through the small gap between the toilet seat and the toilet bowl while sitting and pissing, often while going no hands

Jack: Dude, why's there piss all over the floor?!
Ryan: Sorry, man. That's my bad. I got the Stream of Death while I was scrolling through tinder on the seat.
Jack: No worries, bro. The dog will lick it up.

by kyle0326 July 16, 2020

death and despire

the feeling when you are around a person that is named elijah and you dont know how to off yourself

I get death and despire from elijah being stupid

by bobby big September 5, 2016